For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:29 pm
by 82_28
The ambidextrousness and the confusion here is awesome. Just check out how an ambi pitcher and a switch hitter, not to mention the umps and the coaches, cannot figure out how to proceed with a game. Happy April Fools. Not really a joke, but is a somewhat interesting clip, funny, light fare. What really can be done in this case -- baseball rules wise? Eventually one guy just has to give up. I mean baseball is boring enough as it is.
Minn. Twins Player Span Fouls Ball Into Mom's Chest
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - Minnesota Twins leadoff man Denard Span hit a hard foul ball that struck his mom in the chest during Wednesday's game. She was treated by paramedics and back in the stands minutes later.
"My mom is feeling ok right now!" Span later posted on his Twitter account.
Wanda Wilson was wearing a Span jersey and sitting with about 20 family members and friends near the third-base dugout. Span took a defensive swing in the first inning and sent a liner into the low box seats, hitting her near the shoulder.
A stunned Span sprinted into the stands and stayed with his mother while she got treatment. The split-squad game against the New York Yankees was delayed for a few minutes as she walked to first aid, and the Twins said she was sore but OK.
"What the odds of that happening?" Twins pitching coach Rick Anderson said. "I've never seen it before. It's crazy. I'm standing there right next to it and I heard it and it's just, 'Oh no!, that didn't sound good.' She's on the ground and I'm saying, 'Please don't be the head or something' because it sounded so ugly."
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:32 pm
by kissing blarney
Baszzzzzzzzzzzzzeballzzzzzzzzzziszzzn'tzzzzzzzborzzzzzzzzing, it's just a different kind of drama. Of the professional sports, at least the officiating is the most unbiased.
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:11 pm
by battleshipkropotkin
Dock Phillip Ellis, Jr. (March 11, 1945 – December 19, 2008) was a Major League Baseball player who pitched for the Pittsburgh Pirates, among other teams. His best season was 1971, when he won 19 games for the World Series champion Pirates and was the starting pitcher for the National League in the All-Star Game. However, he is perhaps best remembered for the claim that he threw a no-hitter in 1970 while under the influence of LSD.
Doc Ellis & the LSD No-No. Narrated by Doc Ellis
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:13 pm
by 82_28
kissing blarney wrote:Baszzzzzzzzzzzzzeballzzzzzzzzzziszzzn'tzzzzzzzborzzzzzzzzing, it's just a different kind of drama. Of the professional sports, at least the officiating is the most unbiased.
Oh, and go Rockies!
Ha. Yes go Rockies. And go Nuggets, Donks and Avs. That makes at least 3 of us Denver sports fans on this board.
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:05 am
by beeline
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Go reigning National League Champion Philadelphia Phillies!
(Normally I wouldn't crow about such things, however, going a quarter century between championships in any major sport** will rot a person's brain)
**I refuse to count Indoor La Crosse, Arena Football or Soccer as 'major' sports
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:55 pm
by JackRiddler
beeline wrote:.
Go reigning National League Champion Philadelphia Phillies!
(Normally I wouldn't crow about such things, however, going a quarter century between championships in any major sport** will rot a person's brain)
**I refuse to count Indoor La Crosse, Arena Football or Soccer as 'major' sports
As I have a love of Philadelphia, a devotion to the National League and an urban Northeast bias, and as they are one of those rare, classic great, fun-to-watch teams, I'm more than resigned to it, given the state of the Mets. The Phillies are my second favorite choice.
(May explain it: How the hell is this guy supposed to cover the strike zone?)
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:44 pm
by Seamus OBlimey
OK call me English but why does he need such a big glove on one hand to throw a ball from the other? And why do they keep scratching their balls?
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 5:15 pm
by barracuda
Seamus OBlimey wrote:And why do they keep scratching their balls?
Diddling your boys is a method of signal sending to your coach, your catcher and your opponent. It is also a necessary and important part of the technique of dropping an Uncle Charlie across the outside edge.
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:18 pm
by Belligerent Savant
Hold on there, JRiddler -- How can you possibly have the Phillies as your No.2 team if your No.1 is the Mets?? Same division! And bitter rivals to boot...
I am also a Mutts fan, being that I've lived a large portion of my youth in Queens, NY, not far from Flushing Meadow Park... and I preferred their underdog status far more than the elitist/corporate veneer of the Yankees... [of course, there's no such thing as a "non-corporate" baseball organization anymore, is there?]
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:45 pm
by JackRiddler
Belligerent Savant wrote:Hold on there, JRiddler -- How can you possibly have the Phillies as your No.2 team if your No.1 is the Mets?? Same division! And bitter rivals to boot...
I am also a Mutts fan, being that I've lived a large portion of my youth in Queens, NY, not far from Flushing Meadow Park... and I preferred their underdog status far more than the elitist/corporate veneer of the Yankees... [of course, there's no such thing as a "non-corporate" baseball organization anymore, is there?]
So what? Who wrote those rules? It's a free country, so if the Mets lose, I'm for the Phillies.
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:12 pm
by Belligerent Savant
Take 'er easy there, Shakespeare.. I was merely echoing the likely response of the average fan..
Indeed, you're certainly free to do as thou whilst, and it's of no consequence to me in any event what your particular rooting interests may be, nor its genesis.
[though I am compelled to add here that I am working under the presumption that you were speaking in jest with the "it's a free country" bit...]
However, I must say one would be hard-pressed to find a 'fan' with any sort of affinity for another team within the same division of said fan's favrorite team... It almost precludes one from dubbing oneself a FANATIC...
After all, where's the competitive spirit, the near-bloodthirsty rivalry, the passion for one's team, in that?
Clearly you're not submitting to the not-so-subtle fascist conditioning protocols apparent in most [if not all] competitive pro sports, particularly here in the good 'ol US of A [that free country that you alluded to in your response]...
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:21 pm
by JackRiddler
My country is a free one in the making: The Republic of Earth. (uh oh!)
Re: For your April Fools/Baseball season consideration
Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:54 am
by beeline
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I've got a few friends that are Mets fans, so JR you're all right by me.
Some people take it way to seriously, people in opposing teams colors frequently get verbal abuse riding to and from games on the subway here. NFL fans are the most boorish.
Having experienced both mets and Yankees fans, I can say Yanks fans are way worse than Mets fans. I've never been threatened with rape riding in an elevator full of Mets fans.
I just bought a glove for one of my best friends, a dad-to-be of a boy. I consider it a sacred duty to teach one's son to throw and catch before they enter school. I know people that send their sons to school while the kid still throws like a girl. Why not just strap a skirt on him and be done with it.
Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 4:29 pm
