What is the nature of the Saucer menace?

I came to all this RI type stuff through the you-foe field. I dare say quite a few people here did. When I was young I was very much a nuts and bolts believer in Aliens, very fond of Timothy Good's you-foe books. Even saw a couple myself, in the strictest sense of seemingly solid objects which I couldn't identify. A high altitude silver sphere and a very distant black triangle flying erratically near the horizon. I read you-foe Magazine. When the front page of the local paper reported houses found slashed up, mutilated, and the discovery of stone axes and ritual pagan implements, I noticed. I'm observant like that. I was still at school then. I prefer not to probe my early memories too much, there are several anomolies I'd rather not clarify.
Obviously from the you-foe field I picked up the idea of government conspiracies and cover-ups. Since my first interest I've moved through believing nut and bolts aliens, military abductors, elves and hollow earth entities being responsible, not necessarily in that order. Oh and, like the founder of Flying Saucer Review, the devil.
So, for that genuinely anomolous portion of you-foe sightings and the possibly related abduction phenomenon, what do we think?
I can't believe I can only put ten options on this poll! I've got twenty eight! Hence the lack of an option marked "hallucinations", etc..
Obviously from the you-foe field I picked up the idea of government conspiracies and cover-ups. Since my first interest I've moved through believing nut and bolts aliens, military abductors, elves and hollow earth entities being responsible, not necessarily in that order. Oh and, like the founder of Flying Saucer Review, the devil.
So, for that genuinely anomolous portion of you-foe sightings and the possibly related abduction phenomenon, what do we think?
I can't believe I can only put ten options on this poll! I've got twenty eight! Hence the lack of an option marked "hallucinations", etc..