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The USA Oligarchy-Austerity-Schadenfreude Thread

Postby nathan28 » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:29 pm

Rules: Posts must chronicle the USA's decline from violent interventionist self-declared beacon of democracy to neo-feudalist cocktail party masquerading as laughable self-declared beacon of democracy.

Do it 4 teh lulz.

I'll start.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/11/donald-trump-thinking-about-taking-on-sarah-palin-in-presidential-bid-/1

Donald Trump removes toupee, relieves enough pressure on brain to start "thinking" about presidential bid with Sarah Palin

Donald Trump is getting more serious about his run for the presidency in 2012.

"I am thinking about things," he told George Stephanopolous in an interview on Good Morning America morning. "I love what I'm doing, but it could be fun because I'd like to see some positive things happen for the country. ... We cannot let the rest of the wrold beat us up. We're like a whipping post right now."

Trump, who said last month he was considering running, launched a website - shouldtrumprun.com - on Friday to gauge interest in him as a candidate. He said on GMA he is a Republican and would run as a Republican.

What about Sarah Palin? "She's very interesting. Don't underestimate her..."
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Postby norton ash » Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:35 pm

It's hard to do it for the lulz when IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF. :yay

America shot all the good ones and burned out the populace and what's left are Obamas and Boehners, with Trumps and Palins waiting in the wings.
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Postby nathan28 » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:07 pm

norton ash wrote:It's hard to do it for the lulz when IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF. :yay

America shot all the good ones and burned out the populace and what's left are Obamas and Boehners, with Trumps and Palins waiting in the wings.



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Fail-to-the-Top Billionaire Meg "Minigarch" Whitman Too Distraught to Remember To Pay Maid

Less than a month after Meg Whitman saw her record breaking $140 million investment go belly up in California’s governor’s race, she’s being dragged to court to settle one last score. On Wednesday the billionaire must answer to charges that she owes her former housekeeper thousands of dollars in unpaid wages.

Nicki Diaz Santillan worked in Whitman’s home for nine years before she was fired for being undocumented. She alleges that she’s still owed $6,210 in unpaid wages and mileage from Whitman. So far it’s unclear whether Whitman or one of her attorneys will answer to the claims...


http://colorlines.com/archives/2010/11/meg_whitmans_back_in_court.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+racewireblog+(ColorLines)



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To add insult to injury, on Meg Whitman's watch, eBay not only suffered plummeting share values--it also floundered under a bungling corporate bureaucracy. The company was so inefficient it couldn't even forge a deal with the successful Chinese auction website EachNet. The irony here is, of course, that an icon of American free enterprise was too bureaucratic for even China, a nation with a three-thousand-year history of centralized bureaucratic rule, currently emerging from decades of bureaucratic state communist rule into state capitalist dictatorship...


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Postby 82_28 » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:13 pm

Miley Cyrus fans invade Microsoft store opening in Bellevue

Microsoft opened its first retail store on its home turf Thursday morning to throngs of Miley Cyrus fans who lined up overnight for free concert tickets.

An estimated 1,000 people lined up for the opening at Bellevue Square mall. The store is giving out two free tickets to a Cyrus concert on Saturday to the first 2,000 people.

"It is just exciting as heck to have the seventh store open in our backyard," Microsoft Chief Executive Steve Ballmer said before he cut the ribbon on the store and a curtain dropped to show 50 cheering store workers. "All of our stores are special, but this is the store I'm going to be in and out of most often."

Ballmer shook hands with the first people to enter the store.

People started lining up Wednesday afternoon and waited in the parking garage overnight. People had sleeping bags, stadium fold-out chairs and were playing cards and napping on the ground as of 8 a.m. Microsoft brought in a DJ and the Massive Monkees dancers to entertain people in line, as well as the Skillet food truck to serve dinner and breakfast.

Crissy Allen started waiting Wednesday at 2 p.m. with her son and her service dog. She came to get concert tickets for her son. "I'm here because my son is in love with Miley Cyrus. He said the only reason they're not engaged is because she hasn't met him yet."
She bought an Xbox 360 video game and said the store was "awesome." "I like that there's so much space between aisles. Wheelchairs can get through, my dog can get through. It just looks uncluttered and classy."

The store is 5,000 square feet and has more than a hundred monitors mounted to the walls surrounding the store. Microsoft is selling PCs, Windows Phone 7, the Xbox 360 and the new Kinect motion sensor, software and games. Most of the computers are displayed on high tables, and there's a community training space in the back. The store will also do a free diagnostic on any Windows PC no matter where it was bought.

"This is a place where customers can enjoy this immersive experience," said Mika Krammer, general manager of merchandising and marketing for the stores. She said a lot of thought had gone into the store design. All the lines are perpendicular or parallel, the company tested lighting until they found one that didn't cast shadows. Even the store's scent, "bamboo sage," was specially chosen.

The Bellevue store is three doors away from the Apple store. Apple has more than 200 retail stores. The design of the Microsoft store echoes Apple's minimalist design.
The first two Microsoft stores, which opened last year in Scottsdale, Ariz., and Mission Viejo, Calif., have had more than one million people come through, the company said.

Microsoft presented checks at Thursday's opening to nonprofits: $200,000 to Cleveland High School, $200,000 to the Bellevue School District, $500,000 to First Robotics and $500,000 to the King County Library system.

Several people interviewed said they were just there for the concert tickets. Esther Erd, from Renton, said, "We're mostly here for the tickets." She is eight months pregnant and showed up at 9 a.m. "I'm thinking of buying an iPad for Christmas," she said.

Luke Nicley from Issaquah arrived at Bellevue Square at 6 in the morning with his sister, and three daughters ages 1, 4 and 7, hoping they could get 10 concert tickets. "My daughters really love Miley Cyrus," he said. "I'm going home and going to bed" after getting tickets, said Nicley, who works an overnight shift at Home Depot.

The store did appear to win potential shoppers who originally showed up just for the tickets.

"I really just came here for the tickets, but after looking at some products, I think this is my favorite," said Rica Bejarin, a student at Pierce Community College, looking at a Dell Inspiron Mini Duo. "I think the prices are pretty good."

Dell is launching the $549 netbook, which has a touchscreen that flips over, exclusively at Microsoft stores.

Michael Tatelman, vice president and general manager for Dell's consumer business, was also at the store opening. "I love the videos on the wall, the demos, just the next generation thinking that went into how to run a store," he said.


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I know somebody who works over there and for the past week there have been screams and shit like you "would hear coming from a faith healer revival" coming from the people being trained in the MSFT store.

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Postby vanlose kid » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:10 pm

Hunger grows in the heartland
By Bob Greene, CNN ContributorNovember 14, 2010 -- Updated 1353 GMT (2153 HKT)

Food is placed in backpacks in Moberly, Missouri so needy students can take charity without attracting attention.STORY HIGHLIGHTS
Children whose families need food are helped discreetly in Moberly, Missouri
Bob Greene says the number of kids picking up backpacks of food has more than doubled

Some may talk of an economic rebound, but it doesn't feel that way in Moberly, he says

(CNN) -- It is one place where they wish that business wasn't booming.

"Our numbers are way up this year, I'm sad to say," said Francine Nichols, of Moberly, Missouri.

Nichols is the staff member in charge of the program at Moberly's three elementary schools that, each Friday, quietly provides food that will get children through the weekend. Some of you may have read the report in this column last November that explained the program, and the heart-wrenching need for it.

In Moberly, as in many school districts, free or reduced-priced breakfasts and lunches are served during the week to children whose families have hit rough economic times. But school officials in Moberly had noticed that some children were coming to school hungry on Monday mornings. There hadn't been enough food in their homes to feed them on Saturdays and Sundays -- or the parents, for whatever reason, had not been around to prepare meals.

So the backpack program was initiated. Using empty backpacks donated by local merchants, Nichols and volunteers at the Moberly elementary schools loaded the packs with enough food to get the boys and girls through the weekends. The backpacks were left in the school hallways by the end of the day on Fridays; the idea was that the children who needed them could pick them up to take home and not be embarrassed. The backpacks filled with food looked no different from the regular backpacks that children stored in the hallways between classes -- the hungry children could unobtrusively sling them over their shoulders and not feel a stigma about needing the help.

We are always reading reports about fluctuations in the national economy. The numbers can be confusing and contradictory. Are things getting a little better? Are there new downturns? The figures coming out of Washington and Wall Street are sometimes difficult for those of us who are not financial experts to decipher.

So, as Thanksgiving approaches this year, I thought I'd check back in Moberly. Last year I was told that 106 children needed the backpacks full of donated food to make it through the weekends. Moberly is just one small town in rural Missouri, but I thought by asking if that number had gone down, or up, or had stayed about the same, it could provide a different kind of indicator of how the economy is doing in daily-life terms.

I was hoping that the number of families whose elementary-school children didn't have enough food on the weekends had markedly dropped, signifying that good economic times were reappearing.

"The number has more than doubled," Francine Nichols said. "From the 106 children last year, it has grown to 287."

She knows the families who are in the program. The parents have to apply in order for the children to discreetly be provided the weekly backpacks of food. "We've had people apply who tell us that they've never had to do anything like this before," Nichols said. "They never thought that they'd be having to ask for help."

She, like the rest of us, has read the occasional optimistic story about the economy bouncing back. "I'd like to think it was happening," she said, "but we're seeing the opposite here. It takes a long time for a positive change in the economy to reach the people on the bottom. For the people we are asked to help, things have been bad for so long that they will be the last to feel the effects of any recovery."

Why has the number of children needing food for the weekends increased so dramatically?

"People who were just hanging on by their fingernails last year can't hang on any more," she said. "We have families who have had to buddy-up on their homes -- they may have had their own homes, but now two and three families are living in one home, to share expenses. People who were too proud to ask for help have said that now they have to swallow their pride and say they can't make it on their own. They say that it's more important to make sure their kids get fed."

Missouri Food Bank in Columbia, Missouri, which provides much of the food for the backpack program in Moberly's schools, the executive director, Peggy Kirkpatrick, said that Nichols's observations were accurate, and that the continuing hard times are not limited to Moberly.

"I've been doing this for eighteen-and-a-half years," Kirkpatrick said. "I have never seen the need so high."

At this time last year, she said, her food bank was providing help to 3,700 children at 80 schools in her part of Missouri. This year, she said, the number is 6,300 children in 112 schools.

"We always felt we were recession-proof around here," she said. After all, Missouri is part of America's breadbasket. "But whatever recovery there is hasn't gotten to the heartland yet."

She said a man came in recently who had at one time been a donor to her food bank. "He dropped his head," she said. "He said, 'I have been giving to your program for years. But I haven't had a job for 18 months. I'm here as a last resort to ask for your help. I need to feed my kids.'"

In Moberly, the superintendent of schools, Mark Penny, told me that his fondest dream would be if the number of children requiring the backpacks of food each Friday would drop to zero.

"It really affects the learning environment when a child comes to school so hungry after the weekend," he said. "How can you concentrate on trying to learn when your mind is on where your next meal is coming from?"

So, as another Thanksgiving approaches, the efforts go on. I asked Peggy Kirkpatrick how she and her staff at the food bank deal with the continuing need.

"You're asking a lady who prays all the time," she said. "I believe that God will provide, and I believe in the goodness of people."

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Postby slomo » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:02 pm

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Postby Simulist » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:47 pm

One of the few positive developments I've experienced as I've watched the empire reveal itself in such no-uncertain-terms is that I've actually learned to be grateful that this sideways universe is neither my home, nor is it my permanent destination.
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Postby Bruce Dazzling » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:02 pm

vanlose kid wrote:

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All peasants are required to pay tax for existing in this country. This tax will be assessed on all peasant residences. The state will determine the value of your property in official scrip, and this value will be used to asess tax. Further, property values in Utopia never decline, therefore, neither do taxes.

Should a peasant seek to earn income for settlement of incurred taxes, that income will also be taxed.


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I rent, I don't own, so I'm not familiar with such things, but what, if any, mechanism exists for home owners to have their property reassessed in order to lower their property taxes in times when the housing market is in the tank?
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Postby beeline » Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:06 pm

Bruce Dazzling wrote:
I rent, I don't own, so I'm not familiar with such things, but what, if any, mechanism exists for home owners to have their property reassessed in order to lower their property taxes in times when the housing market is in the tank?


Tax assements on homes are generally not the same as the paid value of the house and/or the asking price. For instance, my parent's condo is assessed at $75K according to our municipality, and their real-estate tax is based on that number, but the actual selling value of their condo is more in the $125K-$140K range.
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Postby Bruce Dazzling » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:16 pm

beeline wrote:
Bruce Dazzling wrote:
I rent, I don't own, so I'm not familiar with such things, but what, if any, mechanism exists for home owners to have their property reassessed in order to lower their property taxes in times when the housing market is in the tank?


Tax assements on homes are generally not the same as the paid value of the house and/or the asking price. For instance, my parent's condo is assessed at $75K according to our municipality, and their real-estate tax is based on that number, but the actual selling value of their condo is more in the $125K-$140K range.


Thanks for the info, beeline!
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Postby nathan28 » Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:04 pm

NYC school testing miracle a hoax & its neoliberal statistical superhero not so super or heroic

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Departing Chancellor for schools, Joel Klein, a Bloomberg appointee, was lauded for improving NYC schools dramatically, largely through testing and "accountability" measures. His methods have been modeled nationwide and beyond the US.

They also don't work. Why does this matter? Because people are using his methods as a model world-wide. I've said it twice.

Management demands more numbers, even ones that don't mean anything, because mgmt loves numbers. When these people get their way, America's youth are going to be #1... in juking the stats. "Re-calibrated" figures show that Klein's tenure has made no improvements to the NYC schools.

http://www.nydailynews.com/opinions/2010/08/01/2010-08-01_the_sound_of_bubbles_bursting.html
http://www.classsizematters.org/CBID_talk_10.10.pdf

Among other fun facts, under Klein:
--Administrative staff grew by 10,000 while teaching staff roles dropped 1600.
--For at least some tests, it was possible to score passing grades with random answers
--Ironically, Klein, who was an advocate for the mentally retarded in his early legal career, oversaw a purge of special ed students in 2005 through "discharge" measures, which do not count towards drop-out figures
--Unsupervised online testing measures (WHERE YOU USE GOOGLE TO ANSWER THE QUESTION) were implemented... possibly to teach kids real-world skills?
--By one of the only quantitative measures supported actual evidence, both longitudinal and test-based--smaller elementary school class sizes--Klein's schools have all seen increases in student:teacher ratios.



What's the reward for gross incompetence and near-fraud-like levels of negligence?

A job as executive vice president at News Corp.!
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Postby justdrew » Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:19 pm

Poll reveals Americans clueless, ignorant, confused; lost in a sea of information they can neither comprehend nor understand :)

No wonder so many are permanently redundant. :sarcasm

Poll: Most don't know what GOP won
By: Meredith Shiner
November 19, 2010 07:45 AM EST

Fewer than half of all Americans know that Republicans will have a majority in the House next year but not the Senate, according to a new poll.

Only 46 percent of respondents in a Pew Research poll released Thursday knew that the GOP had taken over only the House, while a mere 38 percent can identify Ohio Republican John Boehner as the incoming speaker. Three times as many young people, under age 30, could properly identify Google's new phone software, Android, as could identify Boehner.

Additionally, 27 percent of Americans do not know if the Republicans won either chamber of Congress while 5 percent believe the Democrats kept both chambers. Fourteen percent said the Republicans won both chambers.

Most respondents said Republicans generically did better than Democrats this cycle. Seventy-five percent of all respondents regarded the GOP as "doing the best" in the 2010 elections.

The Pew poll was conducted Nov. 11-14, surveying 1,001 Americans.
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