Do unspeakable things with a spoon to Zero Hedge

They post some interesting financial information about things that you won't find much in the mainstream financial press. However, the tone is that of the crayon scribblings of a deranged libertarian child. Vis:
All gummint is bad. All of it. Every single intsy-wintsy tiny bit of gummint is a parasitical socialist cancer on the face of good ol hard working financiers who would easily be able to sort out our current mess if the dead socialist hand of socialist gummint regulation was lifted from every sector of society. That nice old lady in the post office who weighs your parcels for you? Fucking socialist bloodsucker who kills babies for fun. The lollipop man?* A festering pustule of socialist ineptitude kept in pies and gravy by OUR TAXES.
All welfare is bad. All of it. All unemployment could instantly be solved by prising the socialist lips of the lazy socialist parasite poor from the teat of big gummint and letting them "sink" or "swim" on their own. Benefits to help young mothers and babies? It's a slippery slope I tell you! Giving money to babies only encourages a "culture of dependency" where people elect to stay poor and die early as they're too fat and lazy to get one of the millions of jobs that are out there. And also babies tend to just eat the money that you give them so we must end this horrific socialist hangover from the socialist days of most of the last socialist century and stop subsidising the lazy smelly socialist poor with OUR TAXES.
Workers rights are bad. All of them. Giving rights to workers is the unaccaptable face of big socialist gummint intrusion into the pristine workings of free market capitalism. Things like health and safety legislation and the right to strike only hinder the creation of wealth that benefits us all. Only once the dead socialist hand of socialist gummint regulation is lifted can we be free to grind another half percentage point of productivity out of the workforce for the greater good! I mean for the good of the ownership class! Who will spend their profits on, er...things.....investment...er...TAXES...<collapses in a heap drooling>
I mean really, this is subtext to virtually every single article that they post. It's annoying because the underlying info is interesting and very relevent at the moment. Things like HFT and capital outflows from the stock market I wasn't previously aware of, but to get there I have to wade through acres of childish bullshit. For example, they get the regulatory capture of the institutions who are supposedly there to regulate the financial industry, but there's zero awareness that the free market capitalism they think is so great is the thing that leads to that situation. Regulatory capture, high level corruption, market rigging, they aren't bugs, they're features.
And again, when the talk turns to gummint spending and taxation, apparently spending cuts are necessary because the gummint has been splashing cash around like there's no tomorrow and not because the tax base of the economy has been totally skewed so the rich and the corporations pay next to nothing. There just doesn't seem to be any joined up thinking going on and it's a pity because the news they focus on is good and needs a wider audience.
(Also their comments are approaching Youtube levels of retard. Plus also anyone who takes the name "Tyler Durden" as an internet nom de plume you just know is some weedy nerd with delusions of macho grandeur).
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lollipop_man
edited to remove naughty word from title
All gummint is bad. All of it. Every single intsy-wintsy tiny bit of gummint is a parasitical socialist cancer on the face of good ol hard working financiers who would easily be able to sort out our current mess if the dead socialist hand of socialist gummint regulation was lifted from every sector of society. That nice old lady in the post office who weighs your parcels for you? Fucking socialist bloodsucker who kills babies for fun. The lollipop man?* A festering pustule of socialist ineptitude kept in pies and gravy by OUR TAXES.
All welfare is bad. All of it. All unemployment could instantly be solved by prising the socialist lips of the lazy socialist parasite poor from the teat of big gummint and letting them "sink" or "swim" on their own. Benefits to help young mothers and babies? It's a slippery slope I tell you! Giving money to babies only encourages a "culture of dependency" where people elect to stay poor and die early as they're too fat and lazy to get one of the millions of jobs that are out there. And also babies tend to just eat the money that you give them so we must end this horrific socialist hangover from the socialist days of most of the last socialist century and stop subsidising the lazy smelly socialist poor with OUR TAXES.
Workers rights are bad. All of them. Giving rights to workers is the unaccaptable face of big socialist gummint intrusion into the pristine workings of free market capitalism. Things like health and safety legislation and the right to strike only hinder the creation of wealth that benefits us all. Only once the dead socialist hand of socialist gummint regulation is lifted can we be free to grind another half percentage point of productivity out of the workforce for the greater good! I mean for the good of the ownership class! Who will spend their profits on, er...things.....investment...er...TAXES...<collapses in a heap drooling>
I mean really, this is subtext to virtually every single article that they post. It's annoying because the underlying info is interesting and very relevent at the moment. Things like HFT and capital outflows from the stock market I wasn't previously aware of, but to get there I have to wade through acres of childish bullshit. For example, they get the regulatory capture of the institutions who are supposedly there to regulate the financial industry, but there's zero awareness that the free market capitalism they think is so great is the thing that leads to that situation. Regulatory capture, high level corruption, market rigging, they aren't bugs, they're features.
And again, when the talk turns to gummint spending and taxation, apparently spending cuts are necessary because the gummint has been splashing cash around like there's no tomorrow and not because the tax base of the economy has been totally skewed so the rich and the corporations pay next to nothing. There just doesn't seem to be any joined up thinking going on and it's a pity because the news they focus on is good and needs a wider audience.
(Also their comments are approaching Youtube levels of retard. Plus also anyone who takes the name "Tyler Durden" as an internet nom de plume you just know is some weedy nerd with delusions of macho grandeur).
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lollipop_man
edited to remove naughty word from title