Paris, a Bumpable Thread

The famous Spanish bullfighter Ernest Hemingway famously called Paris a movable feast but that was back in the infamously dirty Thirties. How much has the famous City of Love changed since then? Today, I feel, it is more like a movable Big Mac avec du fromage et extra ketchup.
What is Paris to you today? To me it is above all the famous Orly Airport. Where was I? I was in Zurich depositing some gold and visiting that little vixen Vicki. What is Zurich to you today? To me it is mainly a beautician from Berne with buns of steel. Where was I? I was all over her like a rash of course, but frankly it's none of your business. What is business to you today? To me it is mainly what is always was, defrauding widows and orphans.
What is Paris to you today? To me it is above all the famous Orly Airport. Where was I? I was in Zurich depositing some gold and visiting that little vixen Vicki. What is Zurich to you today? To me it is mainly a beautician from Berne with buns of steel. Where was I? I was all over her like a rash of course, but frankly it's none of your business. What is business to you today? To me it is mainly what is always was, defrauding widows and orphans.