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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Belligerent Savant » Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:06 am

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Can't have a comedy/satire thread without an homage to Bill Hicks, of course.




https://youtu.be/jNgSDhR9V8I


And, certainly, Carlin. Damned shame their voices are no more, at least as far as new musings.



https://youtu.be/HEeDRUZIDq8
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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Cordelia » Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:57 am

Almost posted this in the BOC thread but then thought maybe it doesn't need any More Cowbell. (I don't know if I've ever watched Will Ferrell in anything but he's great hamming it up here and Christopher Walken is Christopher Walken. :lol: )


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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Belligerent Savant » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:33 am

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Caution - language is salty. Not for those that regularly clutch pearls.
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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby alloneword » Fri Dec 20, 2019 5:05 pm

Heh... ^^^ I see Iannucci toned it down a bit for the US audience... :D

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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby liminalOyster » Sun Dec 22, 2019 1:32 pm

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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Elvis » Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:23 pm

No, not The Onion....

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... ook-botnik

Interview

'I am going to say quiet words in your face just like I did with Trump': a conversation with the Zuckerbot
Julia Carrie Wong and Botnik Studios

Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg won’t talk to the Guardian. So we fed everything he says into an algorithm, built a Zuckerbot, and interviewed it

Mark Zuckerberg is press shy. The 35-year-old billionaire’s innate sense of swagger (“I’m CEO … bitch”) has failed to translate into confident public speaking. But after the Cambridge Analytica scandal precipitated a massive crisis of trust for the company, Zuckerberg was forced to step out of his comfort zone and start answering for himself and his company.

In the year and a half since the story broke in the Observer, Zuckerberg has testified before the US Congress twice and sat for interviews with the New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, Wired, Recode and Vox – everyone, it has seemed, except the Guardian.

So since Zuckerberg won’t speak to the Guardian, we built a Zuckerbot that will.

We worked with Botnik Studios, the team behind Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash, to create a predictive keyboard trained on three years of interviews, speeches, blogposts and testimony from the Zuckerberg Files – more than 200,000 words of Zuckerverbiage in all. Guardian and Observer journalists then provided the questions, and Botnik used the Zuckerbot to produce the answers.

The result is this exclusive interview, which we feel confident is more revealing of the man behind Facebook than anything else you’ll read this year.



Hi Mark, thanks so much for agreeing to talk with the Guardian. Let’s jump right into our questions. You gave a major speech this year about how important it is that Facebook “gives people voice”. How does Facebook give people a voice, Mark?

First, I want to thank you all for being a part of my mission. The purpose of Facebook is to bring about internet for people in the digital room. It is about advertising dollars to people who pay to be able to pay. We believe in building $8bn of voice on the platform for dads who are hungry for coffee.

Do you think that Facebook has made the world a better place?

Facebook is a happy version of what I am. I am pretty pro people and um … I am definitely strongly about baseball consumption. Friends, we can do better than banning misinformation and dancing in the air. I want to capture the good news here in California: people are clicking on Facebook until they love it.

What would you do if someone presented you with irrefutable evidence that Facebook is bad for the world?

Here is what I can assure you: if you think Facebook is a force for Facebook, you will be curated offline and our friends will help you remove bad speech from your preferences.

This has been a big year for thinking about how Facebook affects democracy. Do you believe in democracy?

I believe in a dream of purpose and hope. I actually believe it is inspiring for everyone to be an entrepreneur. But also for me to be an intermediary between people and the future of the internet.

There’s been a lot of talk this year about billionaires. Do you think billionaires should exist?

I am a lot more than a huge amount of money. I am a bunch of stuff, which means that if I don’t exist any more, there’s no one else to make sure we’ve got this computer to do everything from governance to research. And is that the internet for me? Is that the internet for everyone? I guess we’ll get to decide that in the future.

What did you talk about with Trump at your secret dinner?

Is anything ever secure? Is anything ever secret? Guess what? The answer is a clear maybe. Or maybe not. I am going to say quiet words in your face just like I did with him and Congress. You can’t expect me to tell you a secret that I didn’t share with him but I am confident that we are sharing the same infrastructure.

Tell us what you really think about Elizabeth Warren.

I asked my wife for first-hand information about what I think about women. She told me she is a really good person, a girl for all girls, full of ideas and culture, ability and safety tools for helping kids get out of a building. Do I like her more than the men candidates? She is not the wealthiest, which is OK but kinda weighs on volunteers.

What’s your favorite thing about Pete Buttigieg?

He is basically a walking mop for political discourse. When he comes home, you can be confident that you have about one hundred seconds to share some thoughts on governments, or you simply will get blocked.

Facebook is now more than 15 years old. Did you ever think when you were coming up with Facebook in your … Sorry, remind me where you were when you came up with Facebook?

I was in the digital world of VR, and I started to explore a little room with a lot of Facebook groups, and I just remember sitting in one of them and deciding to make a new Facebook for some people who I like.

Back in that room, did you ever think that you would be implicated by the United Nations in a campaign of ethnic cleansing?

A major saying in our little office was that you don’t need a big responsibility to make a power. We can do a full audit of our lives to help build more meaningful social attacks. And that is the way we operate. It’s a tradeoff, because we prefer to be a surprise, but we also need to keep building things that people already have.

My colleague Carole Cadwalladr asked me to ask you this: when did you and Sheryl Sandberg first learn about Cambridge Analytica’s data harvesting activities?

I remember when she told me that we had found a lot of bouncy balls in the digital equivalent of a campfire. And I just kind of thought, “Right now we have a lot of Facebook, which is clearly very valuable. So we need to do things.” So we started working together on a daily digest of stories from people who don’t know that they are on Facebook. We saw more than 200 million hours of video, and it was easy to deliver.

How do you think about your responsibility to limit the spread of misinformation on your website?

I don’t believe in Germany. Does that need to be fact-checked?

Would you still be positioning Facebook as an alternative to Chinese censorship if your charm offensive with Xi Jinping had worked and he’d let you into the country?

When I look around at all the friendships I can build for augmented leaders, I just have an intense and spiritual experience. I feel completely naked, and I have access to more information than 30,000 million per cent of the internet.

I know that I need to build a classifier to get access to whatever data I think up – it may be closely connected to the question of whether anyone is really important – and then I actually … I just post on the internet of time, which is a monolithic thing, and I am so far away, and I am happy, and I am one dimension of content prone to insight, outrage and, increasingly, to self-think.


Remember when you traveled around the country meeting regular people?

If you look at the word “everyone”, you can see that it has a part about all of us and a really important part about one. I am a person. I feel really big. But I am so focused on everyone.

Tell the truth – were you planning to run for president?

I have an obligation to be interesting to the audience. I have no tolerance for being incepted and convinced that I am a photo. I really love to make decisions about people. I guess I am definitely on the team of the people.

What is the largest animal you have ever stunned with a taser before butchering?

A lot of people agree that it was a big bear with a rare disorder called too much electricity in the blood, but it was actually the biggest bird in the world, and now I am the most important part of our ecosystem.

Final question: should we trust you?

I recently uncovered a physical plaque that could potentially be about a billion years old and it already generates about one million hours of video content passively overnight. So you can trust that.
“The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists.” ― Joan Robinson
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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Belligerent Savant » Tue Dec 24, 2019 12:35 am

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Yea, the now tainted CK is in this, but it's a good one regardless.


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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Belligerent Savant » Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:51 pm

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Had to share another black jeopardy episode...


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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Laodicean » Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:23 pm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR6UeVptzRg
Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes 2020 - All of his bits chained
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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Cordelia » Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:28 pm

^^^
Tom Hank's disapproving face This is sooo inappropriate. :roll:

But Martin Scorsese took it on the chin with humor: True. :thumbsup

My favorite (the ending bleeped out on the video because she's been anointed Dame Dench and hangs w/The Royals):

The world got to see James Corden as a fat pussy. He was also in the movie Cats. No one saw that movie. And the reviews, shocking. I saw one that said, "This is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs." But Dame Judi Dench defended the film saying it was the film she was born to play because she loves nothing better than plunking herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her ass.


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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Laodicean » Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:44 pm


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc0ZHsoHAlE
George Carlin speech at the National Press Club (May 13, 1999)
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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby Belligerent Savant » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:21 pm

^^^^^^^^

Good stuff. So much so that it has to be posted twice on the same page (scroll up)!


This movie has a number of good clips to choose from.

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Re: The comedy/satire thread.

Postby PufPuf93 » Fri Feb 14, 2020 2:35 pm

Despite Valentines Day being a Hallmark holiday and both SNL and Valentines Day existing as American institutions of crass materialistic culture, these clips are an easy chuckle.

If it is your will, enjoy Valentines Day folks. :lovehearts:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBTCA87 ... e=youtu.be



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nOwIMtGmg8
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