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Besides the one on Zero Hedge (which I'm guessing is where you picked it up, though I don't know for sure) there are different
versions of this
text circulating with different
intros and titles and
compositions. Usually these include assurances from named recipients such as a Tracey Beanz or a poli sci professor in Kentucky named Wilfred Reilly that they
received the e-mail, but
not that they know the author's identity and can vouch for this text's authenticity as the work of a "professor" or teacher in the UC Berkeley History Department.
The earliest timestamp I've found for the text was for its posting on 4chan, which should not surprise anyone.The version posted on
dateway.net, possibly an earlier draft, starts with an alternate salutation, to "Dear
teachers X, Y, Z" rather than "Dear profs X, Y, Z," and in place of "departmental emails" uses the interesting phrase, "In your recent
ministerial emails." What an unusual word for that. Almost as if it was written by some Englishman, or Swede, or NIgerian.
But why not? Berkeley's an international place.
Here's the
Current Faculty page at the UC Berkeley Department of History.
Don't go by the color of anyone's skin, now, please. Bother to do your work. Check them all out. I submit there is minus-zero percent chance that any of them wrote this. (A couple of them are authors I've read. I love Vanessa Ogle's work on the history of time as an institution and the standardization of time zones in the late 19th century under globalized capitalism. Something worth everyone's time, by comparison.)
These are the people that this fraudulent "open letter" is defaming. First, by suggesting that one of them wrote it, and second, by suggesting that the rest of them are some kind of Ideological Star Chamber that would hang whoever wrote it.
But maybe this was written by an adjunct? Maybe someone who's African American or a person of color, and also a follower of Charles Murray and Thomas Sowell? (These two wonderful "conservative" intellectuals, who have been so thoroughly and unjustly ignored and suppressed by the liberal culture mafia that for 40 years or more one has had many books published out of his think-tank sinecure and the other has been a nationally syndicated op-ed columnist. Sure, it's possible. Some aggrieved white person's dream of Candace Owens in the guise of a capital-H Historian, teaching at Berkeley. Stop laughing. Of course it's possible.
If this "open letter" was by an adjunct, they would say so. But I expect the author of this text has little idea of how academic departments work. Facially, everything about the text says that it is the fabrication of a keyboard warrior self-trained in the tropes and obsessions of the online alt-right, with no position or experience as a teacher at any history department. One key indicator is that he (I'm going to assume a gender here, how terrible of me) cannot help rattling off all the standard current right-wing talking points, even though it makes for a disjointed, wide-ranging non-essay that is nothing one would normally see from a real academic writing a formal "open letter" addressed to other academics. (You
would see it as an online post, including here, unfortunately.)
Also, our aggrieved white-man troll in anonymous black-face (oh no, now I've really done it, sorry, of course I don't know that for sure) can't help running his-her mouth overlong about the nasty Democrats and that Biden guy, and also gets clumsy in the pretense of being some deep critic of the corporations and capitalism.
Exactly as contemporary right-wing online warriors do, and as an academic writing a formal open letter to other academics would not, the author repeatedly uses "Democrat" as an adjective.
The author abuses MLK as an adopted witness from the dead, which has become a right-wing standard. This historian is cursory in the presentation of invalid historical comparisons, but copious with counter-factual flourishes. She-he engages in a long series of naive sophistic flips typical of the Ben Shapiro style. This one's hilarious: "This is a funny sort of white supremacy. Even Jewish Americans are incarcerated less than
gentile whites. I think it’s fair to say that your average white supremacist disapproves of Jews..." Oh! Total own, man.
It-she-he so totally strawman their targets that one nearly feels sympathy even for the genuinely deserving ones.
"Those are racist dogwhistles". "The model minority myth is white supremacist". "Only fascists talk about black-on-black crime", ad nauseam.
These types of statements do not amount to counterarguments...
Indeed! And if these simplistic statements are from any material issued by anyone at the UC Berkeley History Department and quoted in a way that is fair to their context, as the author's fraudulent punctuation suggests, then I, too, will eat a book.
And poor #BLM! We've finally gotten to the point where the multi-death corporations see the shift underway among the American people, a shift that encompasses, it seems, a majority of the young, regardless of race. The corporations understand the market implications, and the possible political ones. They understand the danger of boycotts. In the case of a place like Starbucks, they are aware that these protests and "riots" (violent rampages by the police) and lootings are happening
right in front of their precious store windows. So they activate their PR teams and respond, as one would expect, issuing rote statements of commisseration with the victims of violence and generic declarations of anti-racism. Defuse and desist, y'all! Just be peaceful, now!
And then that becomes the right-wing's Exhibit A that the corporate propaganda is supporting #BLM, to wit:
You just can't win at this game. (The answer to the two questions above, by the way, is yes. And yes.)
Another indicator of the open letter's near-certain fraudulence comes in the sudden tangent of superfluous China-slamming. If this isn't a white alt-right author who can't help spiraling out to cover all their usual bases, then my second guess would have to be an activist from the right-wing side of the Hong Kong protests, whose leadership
has actually condemned #BLM. Does the author also write for
Epoch Times?
Fun or not, I should stop speculating.
There is only one necessary thesis here: This letter is a shameless, obvious, amateur fake that only receives advantageous treatment because its audience is trained to believe the very familiar set of ludicrous premises that it repeats. Like Thomas Sowell, the author of the "open letter" understands her audience desires to hear these opinions expressed
by a black person -- see?
a black person said this, so it can't be racist! Or, even better, a black person
employed inside the Liberal PC Communist Bastion of Berkeley, who further reveals to us the reality that Conservative Dissidents there
live in fear of SJW Oppression.
Defund Berkeley, mwa ha ha ha ha!
In the worst passage, the author superfluously trashes the life of George Floyd at length, as if anything in your past would justify a nine-minute public torture and summary execution for allegedly trying to pass a false bill after you were already under arrest, helpless, and hog-tied. This execution was conceivable to the perpetrators only given the assumption of total impunity, thanks to the long record of such impunity their profession has enjoyed in past cases.
The "open letter" ends on a note familiar to anyone who's really followed US history, by seriously raising the prospect that the whites may one day lose their awesome "patience" and "devastate" the blacks, or, even worse, that day will come when America "runs out of whites." I think this is meant to suggest that if there were no white people (they are, after all an endangered species, according to "white genocide" theory), then the whiny black people whom the liberals trained in their culture of grievance would be at the mercies of the less generous dominant races.
The "I Am a Historian" cosplay, in which the use of a thesaurus is supposed to substitute for actually thinking like a scholar, goes overboard in the maudlin last line, which expects us to get teary-eyed over the author's desire to rescue "Cleo" from being a "grovelling handmaiden to politicians and corporations." The referrence apparently is not to Cleopatra, the Queen, but to Clio, the Greek muse of history. Well, spellings can vary, but I can tell you from my own ample experience with actual historians that this cornpone. will. have. them. rolling. on. the. floor.
But I shouldn't be engaging any of this, because the whole thing is based on an original lie. And I don't want you to be lazy and try to distract from that. Don't you start defending one or another of the assertions in this screed, or demanding that anyone here should have to address the "arguments," without first dealing with the fact that the presentation as an "open letter" is an obvious fabrication.
This deception matters.This shit about white guilt, liberal solicitude, and bad culture being the real problems for black people was already undead-level tired back when Pat Moynihan or the earlier race scientists were doing it, and of course we're not that far from it still being a hegemonic view today. It's a major theme running through the careers of both Biden and Trump.
No one would be reposting this text all over the place, and it would not be getting thousands of approving comments from the Ben Shapiro/Tucker Carlson fandoms (or from the local most reliable patsy, Sounder, who like most of the right-wing recipients is dumb enough to buy this thing without even wondering if it's real), if it were not falsely posed as the work of a "history" "professor" teaching at "UC Berkeley" (where else!) who is a "person of color" and supposedly terrified of the career consequences of speaking out.
But here she-he-it stands, and can do no other!
The central theme, and the reason why this cannot be an opinion piece
but requires the fabricated format, is the myth of the supposed cultural tyranny under which the aggrieved right-wing must suffer, has always suffered, oh lord help us. Of course this has to be written as a letter from a frightened underground, from someone who affects to be scared of the imminent axe if they are exposed, because that is a myth. This greater lie that needs the minor fraud of the "open letter." (By the way, remember the
"Gay Girl in Damascus"? Even that cracker was more believable than this one.)
And it's a widespread belief, so this scam works well with the marks at whom it is aimed. So we find that the majority of the comments generated in response to this text reflexively bemoan the non-existent leftist SJW tyranny against "conservatives," praise the anonymous author's dissident courage, condemn the decline of "America" brought on by the Liberal Maoists at the universities, and in no way wonder how the fuck is any of this real.
But am I supposed to believe that Brainsturbator, with his excellent command of academic reading and analysis, seriously thinks this rote race-realist propaganda is really what it purports to be? What should I think? Are you trying to be sneaky, WRex, or are you way less smart than I thought?If this is an actual tenured faculty member at UC Berkeley, they would have no reason to fear, they could speak freely, and I guarantee you, anyone who felt this strongly about the current issues would make it a matter of professional pride to speak out under their own goddamn name. Anyone doing otherwise is merely playing the same attention-grabbing self-promoting games played in the past by the likes of George Kennan and Francis Fukuyama.
Also, they would never, ever, start the way the letter starts. Of course all of the tenured faculty know each other, and would be seeing each other several times a semester.
If this is an adjunct, they do not have a job to lose. That's the reality of being an adjunct.
Adjuncts have courses that could be canceled. They
would have reason to fear, every fucking minute, because adjuncts live a precarious life with no job security, get paid less than the legal minimum wage based on the actual hours required to produce the lessons and correct the papers, routinely see their courses canceled the day before the first class -- just borrow the rent, right? -- and right now are getting the axe in massive numbers. And that's not because of their incidental politics, which are largely irrelevant to the bureaucracies who hire them to plug all those teaching slots, unless of course they're organizing a union. It is because everything at the universities is being cut and torn down.
But yes, an adjunct who wrote and publicized this thing under their own name would have reason to fear a "non-reappointment letter" (that's what it's called), because this text is
such incredibly embarrasing shit.
So, again, the issue here is that this "open letter" is a self-evident fraud, stirring the pot of the fraudulent view that right-wing assholes are a uniquely persecuted group who have reason to fear speaking out. If you don't address the fraud, there is no other issue.
I shall end with a passage written by someone who actually did lose his academic position, and who lost that job in a way that is all too common: because of a public pressure campaign applied against him by right-wing extremist supporters of Israel. And, unlike the fraudulent letter you have posted here, he doesn't get reposted all over the place. He does not need to make up an extra tale of shocking tyrannical treatment he fears he will receive. And incidentally, his blog post was exactly about the very same kind of grandstanding bullshit that this fraudulent "open letter" embodies:
Fake repression generally arises in two incarnations: there are the reactionary twits who become celebrities for challenging “political correctness” or “social justice warriors” or “cancel culture.” This type will say something stupid—almost always tacitly racist or sexist—face some pushback, tack right, and then become free-speech icons among people who think Steven Pinker is insightful. Then there are self-described leftists who invite repression as a form of brand equity. This type turns every normal inconvenience of public life into a circus. They’re always into some kind of drama. They tend to be upper-class, or aspire to the upper-class, and in fact are performing the loyalties required for such access. (And, as their acolytes figure out the hard way, these people are a pain in the ass to deal with.)
(
Steve Salaita, "Repression Is Not A Brand," June 12, 2020)
Rex, you were the main mod here for a whole bunch of years, so I'll seek your advice: how would you have handled such an obvious falsification, with the suspicion that the uncritical reposting of it here was done so as to boost its political slant?
My own feeling now is to leave the thread as is, but now I'm biased toward that, because I just did all the work above. What would you have done? Maybe said something about seeking to avoid such moves in the future?
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