Which Country Should The U.S. Invade Next?

[eric144]

Two minute video. Windows media.<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article10605.htm">www.informationclearingho...e10605.htm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><br><br>Americans support war on Kyrgyzstan<br><br>CNNNN discovers Americans support war on Kyrgyzstan, 'wherever it may be'.<br><br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/news/s971880.htm">www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/news/s971880.htm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[banned]

Definitely. Those dang Bumfuckistanis with their funny hats and funny customs. Dadburn furriners. Kill 'em over there before they come here and take our jobs.<br><br>Second choice, France. Show the frogs who's boss.<br><br>Third, any place they don't speak English. If they can't be bothered to learn our language, nuke 'em.<br><br>Fourth, any place that speaks English with a funny accent. They just do it to make fun of those of us who talk right.<br><br>Actually we should just declare war on everybody. Save a lot of time. They all hate us anyway, for our freedoms. <p></p><i></i>

[Homeless Halo]

France. Its about time someone paid them back for letting Napoleon get off with the cover from the Great Pyramid (IMO, Napoleon's sin is the reason Karma dictates that all civilizations hate France). <p></p><i></i>

[banned]

...enough of a smackdown last time, frankly. They can still be awfully haughty, especially for a bunch of people who largely sat around eating bratwurst and listening to Mozart while millions of people were processed into ashes at the end of the railroad line.<br><br>And do you really, truly think the Japs are sorry for Pearl Harbor? Oh, sure, they say they are, but you can never tell with those inscrutable orientals what they're really thinking.<br><br>The one country we DO NOT want to declare war on is Vietnam. Been there, did that, they mailed us our asses in a Pringles tin--not bad for a bunch of little guys in black pajamas, eh? <p></p><i></i>

[Homeless Halo]

If you want to get back at the Japanese, you should invade Hawaii again. Never really finished it properly the first time. <br><br>We could also attack any of those southern states where they still fly confederate flags. They're "Insurgents", you see. <p></p><i></i>

[jenz]

will u please let france off the hook if they eat enough macdos? <p></p><i></i>

[eric144]

"Fourth, any place that speaks English with a funny accent. They just do it to make fun of those of us who talk right."<br><br>You mean Texas don't you ? <p></p><i></i>

[banned]

...back to Crawford and let him make his last stand there in his beloved TexAss. <p></p><i></i>

[heath7]

Switzerland. <br><br>They've been neutral for too long. <p></p><i></i>

[Homeless Halo]

Excellent Idea. If we tromped across the Swiss we could go ahead and "remove" all those international bankers that we encounter so frequently in our discussions. <br><br>Then we could "seize" their assests.<br><br>Why didn't we just do that to begin with?<br>It'd be worth a lot more than ME oil... <p></p><i></i>

[marykmusic]

Dubya is NOT even a Texan.<br><br>Kyrgystan is an oil-producing country.<br><br>Any more questions? --MaryK <p></p><i></i>