by banned » Mon Oct 17, 2005 12:45 am
I wasn't a campus rebel--took me 9 years to work my way through college so I didn't have time <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> --but I was antiwar, basically an anarchist though I didn't know it yet (temperamentally I've always been an anarchist, I should say, but knew nothing about anarchism as a movement). I was profoundly suspicious of the wackier elements of the movement, they seemed to me even then like agents provocateurs, designed to discredit the legitimate criticisms of the war and of American society in general.<br><br>I remember one day before I started college, while I was working as a nurse's aide cleaning up poop, one of my high school friends came home from Ohio University and told me that Jerry Rubin had said we should kill our parents. Once he'd cleared up that Jerry Rubin wasn't the guy from the Grateful Dead, I pointed out that since (a) his parents were very nice people and (b) were paying for his college, and (c) I wasn't sure why he should listen to this Jerry guy, who apparently didn't even play music but had been one of those guys who put up a pig for President in '68 which I thought had been droll but not particularly useful, that didn't seem to be very good advice. I wasn't very fond of my own alcoholic parents, but if I decided to Lizzie Borden them it would be for my own reasons, not because Jerry Rubin told me so. Also, Jerry had not killed his own parents, mainly because they were already dead. Anyway, sounding like Ward Cleaver, I asked my friend "If Jerry Rubin told you to jump off a cliff, would you?"<br><br>Cut to Jerry Rubin's untimely demise in 1994, after he had become a (dawk!) stockbroker. Paul Krassner got the last word when he said in "The Realist" that he couldn't think of a more fitting death for an anarchist than to be run over while jaywalking .<br><br><br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>