The I'm shitfaced thread

[NeonLX]

I want to be stoned and/or shitfaced in the worst way right now. Sadly, it ain't to be.

[Nordic]

I want to be stoned and/or shitfaced in the worst way right now. Sadly, it ain't to be.

Funny, I was just thinking the same thing.

Ha, maybe there should be a thread for "I want to be shitfaced but can't".

[The Consul]

There 's this smoothy called Maker's 46 up in the cabinet there, went back to hide she did after being chased by a pint of guinness, she's laughin be careful now boy you'll wake up with the purple nose. I'm not one to think the politics of self deception an act of mercy, she says, warnin me off. Still, I respond, taking her by the neck, the real gold's not in guilt, it's buried elsewhere, in grit of this grief. Ah, sometimes you just have to reach for the pity....

And out she pours. All promise and dreams, a quiet fall to earth by this dimension's smallest stars, coming in from everywhere and the sweet singing darkness of the universe..

[brainpanhandler]

ughhhnn, mrpphhhh uh

[Hammer of Los]

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I'm teetotal.

I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed.

...

[Gnomad]

I want to be stoned and/or shitfaced in the worst way right now. Sadly, it ain't to be.

awww, yeah.
At least I have valerian root and 5-htp, which I just consumed a good deal of. Gonna have technicolor dreams if nothing else!

[brainpanhandler]

fair warning.... god blass the irish and the marriage of feeney's, coffees and jameson. Andf thenk god Maker's Mark pulled their heads out of their asses.

[KUAN]

Just pulled the cork on the Argentinian Malbec and it's plastic. Don't cha hate that?

[freemason9]

they have a drink at o'malley's made up of stout, vodka, and hot sauce. it's quite good.

[NeonLX]

Doggone it...I keep meaning to pop in here sometime when I'm actually shitfaced. But by the time I'm well lit up, I forget all about this thread. Paradox strikes again.

[JackRiddler]

Oh, what I could have written last night in this thread! But I talked instead to a lovely lady. So there.

[Seamus OBlimey]

Oh, what I could have written last night in this thread! But I talked instead to a lovely lady. So there.

Was she concious? Did she care?

[seemslikeadream]

The box wine made me do it and........

[KUAN]

I find that if I am working on a problem or strategy and then I commence to drink, it is a good strategy to have a pen and paper or digital device nearby because the epiphanies are, you know, relevant. But marijuana, I don't know; silly.
Just been drinking and amending an email to a prick.