by seemslikeadream » Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:36 am
<br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.haschrebellen.de/pics/usa/nweton.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:teal;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:x-small;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>You walk into the room<br>With your pencil in your hand<br>You see somebody naked<br>And you say, "Who is that man?"<br>You try so hard<br>But you don't understand<br>Just what you'll say<br>When you get home<br><br>Because something is happening here<br>But you don't know what it is<br>Do you, Mister Jones?<br><br>You raise up your head<br>And you ask, "Is this where it is?"<br>And somebody points to you and says<br>"It's his"<br>And you say, "What's mine?"<br>And somebody else says, "Where what is?"<br>And you say, "Oh my God<br>Am I here all alone?"<br><br>Because something is happening here<br>But you don't know what it is <br>Do you, Mister Jones?<br><br>You hand in your ticket<br>And you go watch the geek<br>Who immediately walks up to you<br>When he hears you speak<br>And says, "How does it feel<br>To be such a freak?"<br>And you say, "Impossible"<br>As he hands you a bone<br><br>Because something is happening here<br>But you don't know what it is<br>Do you, Mister Jones?<br><br>You have many contacts<br>Among the lumberjacks<br>To get you facts<br>When someone attacks your imagination<br>But nobody has any respect<br>Anyway they already expect you<br>To just give a check<br>To tax-deductible charity organizations<br><br>You've been with the professors<br>And they've all liked your looks<br>With great lawyers you have<br>Discussed lepers and crooks<br>You've been through all of<br>F. Scott Fitzgerald's books<br>You're very well read<br>It's well known<br><br>Because something is happening here<br>But you don't know what it is<br>Do you, Mister Jones?<br><br>Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you<br>And then he kneels<br>He crosses himself<br>And then he clicks his high heels<br>And without further notice<br>He asks you how it feels<br>And he says, "Here is your throat back<br>Thanks for the loan"<br><br>Because something is happening here<br>But you don't know what it is<br>Do you, Mister Jones?<br><br>Now you see this one-eyed midget<br>Shouting the word "NOW"<br>And you say, "For what reason?"<br>And he says, "How?"<br>And you say, "What does this mean?"<br>And he screams back, "You're a cow<br>Give me some milk<br>Or else go home"<br><br>Because something is happening here<br>But you don't know what it is<br>Do you, Mister Jones?<br><br>Well, you walk into the room<br>Like a camel and then you frown<br>You put your eyes in your pocket<br>And your nose on the ground<br>There ought to be a law<br>Against you comin' around<br>You should be made<br>To wear earphones<br><br>Because something is happening here<br>But you don't know what it is<br>Do you, Mister Jones?</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <p></p><i></i>