by Joe Hillshoist » Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:03 pm
Ba dom, ba dom, ba dom, ba dom. <br>Your eyes wwim in the beer where the bar room lights are hung. <br>With your friend Jo Jo, with your friend Pierre, <br>You drink a toast to being young. <br>Jo Jo thinks he's Voltaire, Pierre he's Casanova, <br>And me, I proudly do not care. <br>Me, me, now I am Navratilova. <br><br>And at midnight we watched the salesmen pass coming out of hotels with real class. <br>We showed them our good manners and we showed them our ass. <br>And how we sang: <br>The middle class are just like pigs, <br>The older they get the fatter they get. <br>The middle class are just like pigs, <br>The fatter they get the less they regret. <br><br>Ba dom, ba dom, ba dom, ba dom. <br>Your heart feels so right, <br>Swim in the beer where the barroom lights are hung. <br>With your friend Jo-Jo, with your Pierre, <br>Holding on to being Jung, <br>Volitaire danced like a vicar, but Casanova was too stout. <br>And me, I proudly did not care. <br>And Paul stank until we passed out. <br><br>And at midnight we watched the salesmen pass, coming out of hotels with real class. <br>We showed them our manners and we showed them our ass. <br>And how we sang: <br>The middle class are just like pigs, <br>The older they get the fatter they get. <br>The middle class are just like pigs, <br>The fatter they get the less they regret. <br><br>Ba dom, ba dom, ba dom, ba dom. <br>But your heart's gone down your eyes do not flash. <br>The hotel bartender sings our praise. <br>Now Jo Jo is no clown, Pierre pays in cash. <br>Among the bookkeepers we spend our days, <br>Now Jo Jo just speaks of Voltaire and Casanova is just a book on the shelf. <br>And me, I proudly do not care, <br>Me, me, me, me, me, I speak only of myself. <br>And everybody knows that we've got real class, <br>There's not an evening we cannot pass. <br><br>Those lousy little kids always showing their ass, <br>Oh God, how they sing: <br>The middle class are just like pigs, <br>The older they get the fatter they get. <br>The middle class are just like pigs, <br>The fatter they get the less they regret. <br><br>-Doug Antony All Stars <p></p><i></i>