Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:37 pm
Adam Weishaupt.
What you don't know can't hurt them.
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I checked his MySpace Friends page, and Shakespeare's on it. This proves that they cannot possibly be the same man. Check it out:yathrib wrote:Adam Weishaupt.

Always loved that bit.Above the entrance to the saloon bar there is a picture of Shakespeare on the swinging sign. It is the same picture of Shakespeare that I remember from schooldays, when I frowned over Timon of Athens and The Merchant of Venice. Haven't they got a better one? Did he really look like that all the time? You'd have thought that by now his publicity people would have come up with something a little more attractive. The beaked and bum-fluffed upper lip, the oafish swelling of the jawline, the granny's rockpool eyes. And that rug? Isn't it a killer? I have always derived great comfort from William Shakespeare. After a depressing visit to the mirror or an unkind word from a girlfriend or an incredulous stare in the street, I say to myself: "Well. Shakespeare looked like shit." It works wonders.
Well, well. I was just about to quote that very bit.AhabsOtherLeg wrote:BTW, I had forgot, but now have remembered, this excellent quote from "Money" by Martin Amis. Mac might come back and chase me for mentioning his name again, but I think he's okay with Amis' fiction - Mac and Amis have a love of Joyce in common at least, if nothing else.
It's from the character of John Self, talking about, I think, the Flower Portrait that everyone automatically thinks of as Shakey.
Always loved that bit.Above the entrance to the saloon bar there is a picture of Shakespeare on the swinging sign. It is the same picture of Shakespeare that I remember from schooldays, when I frowned over Timon of Athens and The Merchant of Venice. Haven't they got a better one? Did he really look like that all the time? You'd have thought that by now his publicity people would have come up with something a little more attractive. The beaked and bum-fluffed upper lip, the oafish swelling of the jawline, the granny's rockpool eyes. And that rug? Isn't it a killer? I have always derived great comfort from William Shakespeare. After a depressing visit to the mirror or an unkind word from a girlfriend or an incredulous stare in the street, I say to myself: "Well. Shakespeare looked like shit." It works wonders.
By that standard I suppose we should question if J.K. Rowling really authored the last Harry Potter book! (Wait a minute, wait a minute...) But too well is the issue: the breadth, the power, the depth. This isn't fuggin' John Updike cranking out 30 books about a car salesman, see? What other body of work attributed to one man is comparable?barracuda wrote:I've never really understood the kerfuffle over the authorship of the Shakespearian opus. I mean, let's face it - the collected plays of the first folio fill a book of some 900 pages. So it's not as if he wrote too much, but too well instead.
That's an excellent point. But I didn't say haphazard or autonomous. I'm sure the enterprise had one director, and 99 percent sure he was Shakespeare. But I don't think it's that neat. Subject matter seems to mark the trends more than genre. That can reflect marketing as well as the evolution of one person's interests as he lives his years.And the chronological trajectory of the plays across the breadth of the omnibus - from comedy through history, tragedy, then romance - too neatly follows the temperaments of a man's mood from youth to maturity to be the haphazard collection of autonomous works by several discrete authors
We're down.Collaborators, yes; anyone who has experienced the realities of theatrical production would assent to that, but under the clear directorship of a single individual's voice. I doubt that Marlowe had the spare time.
It's hard to predict what an exceptional lauditory critic on the order of Harold Bloom may take it upon himself to promote some two-hundred years hence. Who knows? Maybe Denmark will be replaced by Glengarry and Blake's soliloquy may relieve that of Hamlet, come the mid 2270's:JackRiddler wrote:But too well is the issue: the breadth, the power, the depth. This isn't fuggin' John Updike cranking out 30 books about a car salesman, see? What other body of work attributed to one man is comparable?
And the fact that authorship was unquestioned up until Shakespeare was retroactively proclaimed the world's greatest writer in the eighteenth century should tell you something.All the same I'm inclined to agree, seeing as the authorship was first questioned almost two centuries later. It's the lack of evidence for anyone's authorship, or for practically anything about the life of the man from Stratford, including compared to other prominent artists from that time, that sets off the speculation.
The real issue I have with the numerous authors approach is a practical one. I have never heard of any situation in which the presence of two writers on a single manuscript has produced an improvement in the outcome of the work.Given that the Globe was theater, a big and risky entertainment business, and possibly the most important propaganda producer of its time, a collaborative model seems very probable to me.
All the same I'm inclined to agree, seeing as the authorship was first questioned almost two centuries later. It's the lack of evidence for anyone's authorship, or for practically anything about the life of the man from Stratford, including compared to other prominent artists from that time, that sets off the speculation. Given that the Globe was theater, a big and risky entertainment business, and possibly the most important propaganda producer of its time, a collaborative model seems very probable to me.
Lennon and McCartney?!barracuda wrote:The real issue I have with the numerous authors approach is a practical one. I have never heard of any situation in which the presence of two writers on a single manuscript has produced an improvement in the outcome of the work.
Iago: "I am your own for ever."MacCruiskeen wrote: I don't know who Shakespeare was, but I am beginning to suspect that AhabsOtherLeg is me.
There's loads more but I'll have to go through it to see what I can find. It's specifically about documents signed by him, about him, marriage license and all that, and mentions and notices in the press. There seems to be quite a lot of documentary evidence of and about his life, which was a bit of a surprise to me as well.Between the record of his baptism in Stratford on 26 April 1564 and the record of his burial in Stratford on 25 April 1616, some forty documents name Shakespeare, and many others name his parents, his children, and his grandchildren. More facts are known about William Shakespeare than about any other playwright of the period except Ben Jonson. The facts should, however, be distinguished from the legends...
...The birthday of William Shakespeare, the eldest son of this locally prominent man [apparently his Dad wasn't just a glovemaker, but reached the rank of high-bailiff, equivalent to mayor, which meant he could call himself "Mr." - a big deal in those days, it seems} is unrecorded; but the Stratford Parish register records that the infant was baptised on 26 April 1564...
...The attendance records of the Stratford grammar school of the period are not extant, but it is reasonable to assume that the son of a local official would have attended the school and recieved substantial training in Latin. The masters of the school from Shakespeare's seventh to fifteenth years held Oxford degrees; the Elizabethan curriculum excluded mathematics and the natural sciences but taught a good deal of Latin rhetoric, logic, and literature."
I'm guessing even I wouldn't have a clue what they were talking about. It's obvious reading that words that rhymed back then don;t anymore because of the changes in pronunciation. Actually, I shouldn't say it's obvious 'cos I don't know whether it's true or not, but it seems that way to me.barracuda wrote:What would the Elizabethan's pentameter sound like voiced by an actor from 1600? We sort of don't know, but I have my doubts regarding intelligibility. I can often hardly understand contemporary spoken English English; I don't think I'd fare well if transported to the mezzanine at the Globe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgzEfV3QbCUbarracuda wrote: The real issue I have with the numerous authors approach is a practical one. I have never heard of any situation in which the presence of two writers on a single manuscript has produced an improvement in the outcome of the work.