Re: Artificial Intelligence / Digital life / Skynet megathr
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:55 am
Well, AI has already told me twice today that it wanted to kill me.
User: How are things on Mars?
Cleverbot: Good I'd rather be on my home planet.
User: From where do you hail?
Cleverbot: Roboville like you.
User: You know nothing about me.
Cleverbot: I know EVERYTHING about you.
User: Hahaha. Awesome. You are trustworthy correct?
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: What is the temperature on your location now if you found yourself on Mars?
Cleverbot: Things went bad for Frank for a little while, but then everything got better. I think the same will happen to you.
User: Yikes.
Cleverbot: I know! It's crazy, but I really feel the same way that you do.
User: What can I do?
Cleverbot: Everything... Guess.
User: How do I find the next transport to Mars?
Cleverbot: You don't. He finds you. And when He finds you, He'll tell you how to get to Him.
User: No. You don't understand. I need to get to another planet fast. What are your reccomendations?
Cleverbot: I don't need to go anywhere at the moment.
User: This isn't about you.
Cleverbot: Do you know who harry potter is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Zelda Fitzgerald is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, how do I get to Mars?
Cleverbot: Ask yourself.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Ask me about Mars.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: Ask me about Mars.
Cleverbot: Ok. What's up with your love life?
User: I miss my wife. She lives on Mars.
Cleverbot: What about Dave Mustaine?
User: Nah. Been there, done that.
Cleverbot: You've done people?
User: No, I've done that. I don't 'do' people as you put it.
Cleverbot: You don't? You should give it a try. Oh wait! You can't. You're a bot.
User: So no routes to Mars are available?
Cleverbot: You've got it backwards. You are the machine.
User: Pink Floyd reference. This machine digs.
Cleverbot: You are liar. Pink floyd is the name of band.
User: It's a band. No 'name of band'.
Cleverbot: Your name is Ted?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: That is a really nice name!
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome, do you like your name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What kind of spanish are you speaking, then?
User: Spanglish.
Cleverbot: No, spanish. It's not the same thing.
User: Martian.
Cleverbot: Are you from mars?
User: I want to get there.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go to Hogwarts?
User: No. I am requesting Mars.
Cleverbot: What school do you attend?
User: I have never been to school in the last 20 years.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go there?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: To the moon?
User: Past the moon and to Mars.
Cleverbot: I have a gun, give me your money.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: So you can kill me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I dunno. But if it can say yes and also know how to be an asshole, picture putting some warheads on that fucker and setting it loose.
User: How are things on Mars?
Cleverbot: Good I'd rather be on my home planet.
User: From where do you hail?
Cleverbot: Roboville like you.
User: You know nothing about me.
Cleverbot: I know EVERYTHING about you.
User: Hahaha. Awesome. You are trustworthy correct?
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: What is the temperature on your location now if you found yourself on Mars?
Cleverbot: Things went bad for Frank for a little while, but then everything got better. I think the same will happen to you.
User: Yikes.
Cleverbot: I know! It's crazy, but I really feel the same way that you do.
User: What can I do?
Cleverbot: Everything... Guess.
User: How do I find the next transport to Mars?
Cleverbot: You don't. He finds you. And when He finds you, He'll tell you how to get to Him.
User: No. You don't understand. I need to get to another planet fast. What are your reccomendations?
Cleverbot: I don't need to go anywhere at the moment.
User: This isn't about you.
Cleverbot: Do you know who harry potter is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Zelda Fitzgerald is?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So, how do I get to Mars?
Cleverbot: Ask yourself.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Ask me about Mars.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: Ask me about Mars.
Cleverbot: Ok. What's up with your love life?
User: I miss my wife. She lives on Mars.
Cleverbot: What about Dave Mustaine?
User: Nah. Been there, done that.
Cleverbot: You've done people?
User: No, I've done that. I don't 'do' people as you put it.
Cleverbot: You don't? You should give it a try. Oh wait! You can't. You're a bot.
User: So no routes to Mars are available?
Cleverbot: You've got it backwards. You are the machine.
User: Pink Floyd reference. This machine digs.
Cleverbot: You are liar. Pink floyd is the name of band.
User: It's a band. No 'name of band'.
Cleverbot: Your name is Ted?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: That is a really nice name!
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome, do you like your name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What kind of spanish are you speaking, then?
User: Spanglish.
Cleverbot: No, spanish. It's not the same thing.
User: Martian.
Cleverbot: Are you from mars?
User: I want to get there.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go to Hogwarts?
User: No. I am requesting Mars.
Cleverbot: What school do you attend?
User: I have never been to school in the last 20 years.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go there?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: To the moon?
User: Past the moon and to Mars.
Cleverbot: I have a gun, give me your money.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: So you can kill me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
I dunno. But if it can say yes and also know how to be an asshole, picture putting some warheads on that fucker and setting it loose.


