Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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You see.

Fools.

This not just Dao.

This Perfect Dao!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Stage One.

Welcome to the Elysian Fields.

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[Hammer of Los]

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None oppose me here.

Here I stake my claim!

Already won is Prize!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Relax dudes.

Chill.

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[Hammer of Los]

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You never catch up with son of Bright Hermes!

Ha ha ha!

Don't ask the Consul nuthin.

He stoopid man.

Morals First Law of Perfect Dao!

First Seek None Harm!

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[Hammer of Los]

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But maybe Consul not stoopid man.

He don't look like no stoopid man ta me.

Leave da consul be.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Never hate the old crow!

Dont

you

want

to

know

what

i

mean?

send me my cards bph or i hex you no no i didnt say that did i?

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[Hammer of Los]

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You in de Elysian Fields now boy.

On Mount Ida.

I NO EYE DEER.

Dost thou know who rules on Mt Ida?

They all fools.

None answer my riddles.

Dey all too scared.

Good.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I seek a trade wid da brainpanhandler.

He smart man.

He figure it out.

He pan handles!

For gold!

In the brain pan!

Wa WAA

Thats the sound of a wrong answer.

Should have panned for gold in the Mind you bozo.

I gave him a priceless nugget already.

Gestalt theory IS the Pure Mind, Pure Land Doctrine.

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[Hammer of Los]

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See I teach for free!

I fucking fool!

I got washing up and tidying and cleaning and shopping and a zillion things more besides!

My wife get upset!

She think me lazy!

Dost thou think me lazy?

Long and hard was my work.

The Great Work be complete and she know it not.

But I cured myself.

Of Stock Home Sin Drome.

And now I gamble and frolic in the Elysian fields and care not.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Jivanmukta hath all time in World!

Ha ha ha!

Jivanmukta play some great music soon!

He show you Way of Perfect Dao!

Maybe he read some poems too!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Elysian fields be Planet Rock, dontcha know.

I be Air Born!

Live it up!

Turn it up!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Hast thou the strength to get up, smash the stone to pieces, stride out and dance?

I think not.

You better find it from somewhere though.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Planetrock.com

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[Hammer of Los]

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Psynapz, I really love ya man, you welcome in de Elysian Fields, but don't post no more images and long posts.

You just confuse Hermaphroditus.

You listen.

You no speak.

You learn.

Answer a riddle, if you can.

You be good man.

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