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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:53 am
by Hammer of Los
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See?
I'm laughing my head off.
She good muggle.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:53 am
by Hammer of Los
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I look after muggle.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:53 am
by Hammer of Los
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To my great regret, she biggest fool of all.
I delete this line soon.
You see?
The tears rise to my eyes still.
This is what it takes to manifest the krishna consciousness.
Dickheads.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:55 am
by Hammer of Los
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You really don't understand a fucking thing if you be materialists.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:00 am
by Hammer of Los
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Great Work gotta be worth something to somebody.
Who will make a bid for one of Hermaphroditus' Poems?
They are the greatest poems ever written.
I say they are worth ooh at least £110 each.
Probably more like £1,100.
Thas around 78 grand.
Nope not enuff.
250 divided by 78 gives 3206, roundin' up 'coz da theme is always onwards and upwards.
£3,206.00 per poem.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:03 am
by Hammer of Los
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Or I could sell you spells that really work.
Or magic items.
Whatever you want.
For £3k I'll write you a new poem especially.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:05 am
by Hammer of Los
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I might teach you secrets of magic.
I got zillions a secrets.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:11 am
by Hammer of Los
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I not love miserable muggle any more.
She kill my love.
She kill me and she kill my love.
Love is dead.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:11 am
by Hammer of Los
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But Love is Ever Reborn!
Ha ha ha!
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:12 am
by Hammer of Los
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Wiseman taught me love be antidote ta fear.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:12 am
by Hammer of Los
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Wiseman reminded me of lesson already learnt.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:12 am
by Hammer of Los
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I love da wiseman!
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:13 am
by Hammer of Los
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He one smart fucking monkey!
I just biggest fool.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:24 am
by Hammer of Los
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But make no mistake.
I harm none.
Yet am I Mt Ida.
You approach me, you approach Mount Ida.
My Crown be Mount Ida.
And my crown doth glisten and shine.
So beware mortals!
I knock your block off!
I sorcerer supreme here!
I Axis Mundi!
I!
And I!
Alone!
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon
Posted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:27 am
by Hammer of Los
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Be my judge o wisest of the wise.
The Krishna Consciousness ain't no picnic.
God Realisation ain't all it's cracked up ta be.
Shamanic Initiation ain't no bed a roses.
Axis Mundi is a World of Pain!
For All Who Deserve It!
Ha ha.. er yeah.
I'm choking.
Not laughing.
See you not?
You ain't got INT 23.
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