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Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:20 pm
by Stephen Morgan
Arabs supposedly have big penises? Didn't know that. But I'm not worried about eugenicists taking this up. It seems unlikely racists would start claiming black men have bigger penises, even to paint them as evil. Besides, the Chinese supposedly have small penises and we don't want to paint them as paragons of virtue, do we?

Now, AOL might be onto something with the small cocks, big or small it could be that any unusual penis could be indicative of an inclination towards deviant sexual tastes. Mind you, mine is pretty unusual and all of my deviant tastes are entirely non-evil.

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:27 pm
by chiggerbit
bump

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:13 pm
by sunny
chig, I get a kick out of you bumping big penises. :lol2:

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:39 pm
by chiggerbit
you bumping big penises

Oh, I wish!

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:52 pm
by sunny
chiggerbit wrote:
you bumping big penises

Oh, I wish!
It's not that hard! I mean, hopefully it's plenty hard, but willing big penises are everywhere. Gitcha some!

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:15 pm
by barracuda
^^Sage advice, that.

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:26 pm
by chiggerbit
Oh, it's my own fault. I swore of relationships nearly six years ago--too much trouble. Sure do miss the equipment, though.

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:45 pm
by sunny
The equipment can be bought. Just sayin'...:D

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:46 pm
by Peregrine
chiggerbit wrote:Oh, it's my own fault. I swore of relationships nearly six years ago--too much trouble. Sure do miss the equipment, though.
Ah, now gal, one does not need a 'troublesome' relationship in order to enjoy the, er, equipment... :lol:

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:47 pm
by beeline

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:54 pm
by Project Willow
compared2what? wrote:...
Though I at least think that there really aren't any definitive studies confirming that black and Arab men are likelier than white men to have large penises. Or not that I can find, anyway. But there sure are more than enough modest-sample-size-type research papers that it'd be a piece of cake for even the merest entry-level propagandist to make it look as if there were. Should doing so happen to suit his or her evil boss's agenda...
I too would hate to do anything to prop up such a misguided thesis, C2W, however, in answer to your point above I believe Biological Anthropology has the goods. Longer penis sizes make sense as part of an overall morphological adaptation to a warm climate. One way the body regulates heat is by transfer through circulation. The longer the core and peripheral limbs, the more surface area, more effective the transfer of heat out of the body through vasodilation. The opposite principle is at work in colder climates, where you get shorter limbs and a more barrel shaped core. Might explain the lack of the Irish (ehem, sorry.), or why ancient Northerners vacationed in the South. :wink:

Of course the expression of these adaptions is modified by a number of other factors in the environment, and certainly watered down in various cultures, especially those with all the mod cons.

Frankly I can't figure out any kind of fitness a larger penis size would bestow on an evil person. The fitness of being evil would be a great topic to explore however. I'm nearly certain it's been done many times over.

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 4:44 pm
by Percival

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:37 pm
by AhabsOtherLeg
Project Willow wrote: I believe Biological Anthropology has the goods.... The longer the core and peripheral limbs, the more surface area, more effective the transfer of heat out of the body through vasodilation. The opposite principle is at work in colder climates, where you get shorter limbs and a more barrel shaped core.
I think that's probably true, but then... Australian aborigines, who evolved in a hot climate, are generally shorter in height than Nordic people, who evolved in a cold one... And the limbs of both, so far as I've noticed, are pretty much proportionate to their height. I haven't started measuring their penises, but it's probably only a matter of time. Inquiring minds must know.

I'm see what C2W meant, though. These kind of physiological comparisons, even of individuals rather than groups, could go down a very bad road, very quickly. In fact, they just did...
Project Willow wrote:Might explain the lack of the Irish (ehem, sorry.)
Apology not accepted! I'm a wee bit Irish myself (no, not that wee bit) and I object to this blatant rassism. I am the RI PC In-Crowd, and I demand compensation for this slander. Through PayPal or something (it'll have to be arranged). You wouldn't believe how googly-eyed I'm getting over it! :lol:
Project Willow wrote: Frankly I can't figure out any kind of fitness a larger penis size would bestow on an evil person.
Yeah, it doesn't really work, does it, either as an identifier of wrongdoers, or as a root cause of their evil, or as anything else, really. Sorry Stephen. I don't think I should bother with the small-cocked Special Forces theory either now, since the only one I have concrete evidence of minisculity against was actually one of the good guys - working for Churchill's Special Operations Executive during WW2, fighting the Nazis and supporting the partisans in occupied Europe. Not sure he deserves to be posthumously mocked for something he was born with. Or that anyone deserves that, really.

The other two examples I had, who were involved in far more evil domestic operations in Northern Ireland and on the mainland, were probably just homosexuals in a time when (honest to God) people believed that men became gay simply because they had small dicks. In fact, that belief lasted right into the Eighties. I used to have a book (admittedly, it was written by a journalist for The Sun) about the serial killer Dennis Nilsen, which boldly stated that he turned to homosexuality for that very reason. Published in 1986! And it was a qualified psychologist who'd explained this to the author (or so he claimed).

Uh... where was I? Oh, aye. Big penises. I reckon they're probably alright, on the whole, and that most of their owners are okay too.

There's some shocking objectification of men in this thread, though. Buying and selling our 'equipment', as if a big penis were a mere toy to be played with.

Oh, wait...

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:49 pm
by Project Willow
Ahab, you're too funny!

Well, in my own sample I have to say I am very grateful the evil guys I knew were small to medium, yeah! Many others had it far worse, I can only imagine. The evil guys were all quite divorced from their equipment too, I mean, on an emotional level, which seems to me to be the most painful aspect of it all. If they hadn't done so much harm, I'd pity them.

Re: Big Penises

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:32 pm
by Joe Hillshoist
Stevo have you ever tried fitting that sigil over any of the Enochian tablets or watchtowers?

It also looks like any nu7ber of sigils in simon's Necronomi CON.

As far as big schlongs go.... mines so small I tried shaving my pubes to make it look bigger, but I got confused, couldn't tell what was what, and now I'm thinking of a career as an old time opera singer.