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Feilan wrote:AND The Mesley (cbc) just announced that after prezident O. does his thing, STEVE is gonna address the people of Canada.
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:crybaby please, please let that not have ch-ching weight of any kind.


I hope it has the inverse effect-- we are so sick of phony wars and paranoia, and it's you lying fucks who invented it and perpetuate it, Steve-o.
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^ a puff in Harper's sails was my first thought too..
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A "flash mob" has gathered in front of the white house singing and chanting USA USA.

Yep and there it is, the mention of social media on the big media. People all over the country are getting in touch about this. Yep, yep, yep.
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Walpurgisnacht and the anniversary of Hitler's death were yesterday.
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82_28 wrote:They've clearly been waiting for the social media to catch up, which is why they timed it like this.


Dude, show some respect for the speechwriters. That stuff does not just write itself, you know.

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starting now

they should have him come out with osama's head on a stick, come waking down that long red carpet

they're playing which door will he come out of now...

as he walks down The Corridor of Many Doors
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So how the fuck are all these TV expert motherfuckers who did the "coverage" of the launching of the attack on Iraq etc all available on a quiet Sunday night? They're bringing out the big guns, like they just sit in suspended animation until called upon.
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Hmmn, May 1st today as well. Maybe they sacrificed OBL or his effigy/public-persona on Walpurgisnacht.
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JackRiddler wrote:Dude, show some respect for the speechwriters. That stuff does not just write itself, you know.

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Not, I am sure it took months to polish the speech ;)
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Yep, it's been a magical weekend all right.
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82_28 wrote:So how the fuck are all these TV expert motherfuckers who did the "coverage" of the launching of the attack on Iraq etc all available on a quiet Sunday night? They're bringing out the big guns, like they just sit in suspended animation until called upon.


They are on call for shit like this and none of them will let a substitute get the gig if they can help it.

Sunday night is a big night in news -- Monday papers, remember? Kind of irrelevant nowadays, but the vestige is powerful.

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82_28 wrote:So how the fuck are all these TV expert motherfuckers who did the "coverage" of the launching of the attack on Iraq etc all available on a quiet Sunday night? They're bringing out the big guns, like they just sit in suspended animation until called upon.


They get a call that says "Get to work, now" or they get a message from one of their govt sources that says "get to work". Why is that so odd of a concept?
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Emmanuel Goldstein is dead!

But did they get his grandchildren? Damn!

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Brentos wrote:Hmmn, May 1st today as well. Maybe they sacrificed OBL or his effigy/public-persona on Walpurgisnacht.


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norton ash wrote:In a mansion outside Islamabad. I hope none of our favourite celebrities were visiting.


I hope our missiles didn't interrupt the Pakistan version of the Bachelor.
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