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Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:11 pm
by Jeff
Simulist wrote:Those who feel "betrayed" have only THEMSELVES to blame — just like those of us (me included!) who felt "betrayed" by Obama have only OURSELVES to blame.
The evidence about who these men really are has been right in front of our faces; we ignored it because "I want to believe!"
Shame on us.
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:47 am
by Nordic
ProjectWillow wrote:
The truth is, we {women} aren't less than men, we are as precious and sacred as all life.
But men, invested in domination and imposing inferiority, by turns rape their own souls, and suffer.
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:04 pm
by barracuda
JackRiddler wrote:barracuda would still have the most amazin' penis anyone has ever rocked, which we lesser beings can only imagine.
MacCruiskeen wrote:the size, quality, sensitivity and general sheer awesomeness of barracuda's personal penis ... has by now been established beyond reasonable doubt,

Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:28 pm
by Iamwhomiam
Iamwhomiam wrote:
That is a guitar your little self-aggrandizing banana is getting off on... at least I hope it is.
Fixed!
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:16 pm
by JackRiddler
Iamwhomiam wrote:That is a guitar your little self-aggrandizing banana is getting off on... at least I hope it is.
I think the banana is a model, actual size.
But let's remember the thread we're in! Quotes:
Project Willow wrote:I've been waiting for someone to post on how a lot of this new focus on the clitoris is a result of big pharma's quest for the female viagra, because it's probably true.
geogeo wrote:[P]lot holes and logical inconsistencies. It's a myth, fiction, not possible in the first place. The entire thing is allegorical. Plot holes matter in detective thrillers, perhaps. Not a big issue for me here. Seemed more like a dream, anyway, and who worried about the impossibilities in one's dreams?
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:48 am
by vanlose kid
ida pingala wrote:A modest proposal: One solution is to circumcise in utero, preferably in the second trimester if at all possible. Since fetuses are not yet human, there would be no civil rights violation.
win=win
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:00 pm
by JackRiddler
Canadian_watcher wrote:intellectualize it all you want: there's only so much caustic assholery most people want to put up with.
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:29 am
by MacCruiskeen
kenoma wrote:barracuda wrote:
Sincere question for the uncircumcised out there - - how do you pee? I mean, does the foreskin have to be manually retracted to properly reveal the meatus itself?
Yeah, it's brilliant, every piss is basically a wank.
barracuda wrote: And most importantly, what happens if you don't retract it?
Flesh-eating diseases
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:15 pm
by ida pingala
Hammer of Los wrote:"If you knew what meditation was, you would want to do it all the time."
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:10 am
by psynapz
IanEye wrote:A guy at work told me that Ron 'tater salad' White ws the new Bill Hicks.
i told him that if I ever heard him say that again i'd punch him in the fucking throat.
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 10:00 am
by Bruce Dazzling
psynapz wrote:IanEye wrote:A guy at work told me that Ron 'tater salad' White ws the new Bill Hicks.
i told him that if I ever heard him say that again i'd punch him in the fucking throat.
Quoted twice in honor of the spit-take it just induced.
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 12:07 am
by Freitag
MayDay wrote:I've often half jokingly lamented to my real friends that facebook, smartphones, and google would be the last wedge between myself and society, since I refuse to use any of them, a decision based on that lost concept once referred to as 'principles'. And not to mention the sick feeling I get in my gut when I consider the true nature, the long term implications for society, of any one of these so called necessities. A certain vertigo wells up in me, not unlike what one experiences when one becomes a bit over submerged in the silent contemplation of Eternity. Try explaining that one to a potential employer.
Link
Quoted because I feel exactly the same way and I couldn't have said it better.
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:11 pm
by brainpanhandler
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:08 am
by Bruce Dazzling
JackRiddler wrote:It's not funny, except from a very long perspective we do not yet possess, but after a process that took 30 years (and several cycles) with Iraq, Libya may become the fastest-ever case of maturing from "Incipient Democracy for US to Liberate From Hitler-man by Humanitarian Intervention" to newly "Designated Enemy We No Longer Remember Setting Up in the First Place."
Re: Original RI quotes only
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:42 pm
by compared2what?
Nordic wrote:I have no sins.