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Postby TheDuke » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:55 am

OP ED wrote:i'm actually on my way to making pancakes now. i've had them on the brain for days.


I'm sorry Mr Ed - it's a tumor
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Postby OP ED » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:05 am

great, now i can get that marijuana prescription i voted for.
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Postby TheDuke » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:09 am

OP ED wrote:great, now i can get that marijuana prescription i voted for.


What you need is a prescription for laughter. Also please rub your strong manly hands all over my perinium
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Postby OP ED » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:15 am

only because you asked so nicely.

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Postby AlicetheKurious » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:06 am

There's this recipe I've been dying to share -- I sort of came up with it myself. So delicious, and so easy!

Seafood Tagen*

Around one pound each:
Bag of frozen shrimps
Bag of frozen calamari
Any other frozen seafood

3 medium onions, sliced into rings
4 or 5 large garlic cloves, sliced
3 large tomatoes, cubed
2 medium green peppers, cubed

3 tbsp tomato paste
2 Maggi chicken cubes
cayenne pepper & salt to taste
3 tbsp vegetable oil

Saute all the veggies (including garlic) over medium heat until soft.

Add tomato paste & mix.

Slice calamari & dump all the seafood in (don't bother to defrost). Mix.

Add 2 cups water, the Maggi cubes, & bring to a boil. Leave to simmer over low heat for 1/2 hour or so. Add red pepper & salt to taste.

Place mixture in large covered Pyrex & leave in oven at medium heat for at least 1 hour, preferably 2.

Serve over white rice. Mmmmm.

Leftovers can be frozen.

*"Tagen" refers to a glazed pottery bowl with a flat bottom that is frequently used to slow-cook various stews. Tagens don't go in dishwashers, so I use Pyrex.

If somebody posts after this, I'll wait a bit and then post my recipe for entrecote with mushrooms.
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Postby Penguin » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:24 am

Oi oi oi!
You know what dear fellow humane beings...
Ill share with you a great vegan recipe for "meatfree meat" :) One warning though - if youre allergic to wheat gluten, this is a hell no for you!

Seitan recipe, possible to vary the exact mixture...The best in my opinion is a 4:1:1 mix of gluten flour, hemp flour and chick pea flour. That way the texture is best, and the seitan has all necessary proteins. Wheat alone lacks some, but hemp flour has the perfect balance of amino acids for humans, and chick pea flour adds flavour and some amino acids to the mix.

You can buy gluten flour in most organic shoppes (like hemp flour and chick pea - I try to buy my hemp seed from local farmers when possible). Or you can make it yourself by washing out all carbohydrates from normal wheat flour, but thats a pain, and I wont go into it now :)

The seitan dough:

4 dl of gluten flour
1 dl gram flour = chick pea flour
1 dl of hemp flour (can be soy flour too - I dont like using soy too much)
1/2 teaspoon of powdered ginger
1/2 teaspoon of salt
1 large spoon of soy sauce (I like to add also some HP Sauce - a british vegan table sauce)
1 large spoon of olive or rapeseed oil
3 dl water

The boiling water mixture:

1/3 dl balsam vinegar
1/3 dl soy sauce
1/3 dl dark sugar syrup
2 vegetable broth cubes (if thats the right english word :P )
Add water to these ingredients so you have enough for boiling the seitan pieces, explained later

Marinade:

1 large spoon of soy sauce
1 large spoon of olive / rapeseed oil
1 teaspoon of dried thyme
1/3 dl of water

Prepare the seitan dough. Mix the dry ingredients. Mix the wet ones in another bowl. Make a small pit in the middle of the flour, and slowly add the liquids while kneading the dough with your hands. Knead at least 5 mins - the longer and smoother you knead it, the better the texture will be.

Cut the dough into small pieces - about the size of your thumbs end (one can also make thin slices - steaks). Watch out for the pieces sticking together - dont pile em on top of each other!

Now prepare the boiling mixture with the spices, and when the water is boiling, drop the seitan pieces in one by one. Mix a little so they dont stick to the pot or each other - when theyve been in a couple mins they wont stick anymore. Boil for 20 minutes. Drain well. When all pieces have cooled, squeeze as much liquid out as you can.

Now put the pieces in the marinade you prepared - some tight closable container is best. Put them in a cool place and let be for couple hours.

Now you can use them just like you would use meat. You can grill em, fry em on a pan and use in woks, or make steaks to use in hamburgers. This is the veritable vegan meat - its got more protein than actual meat ;) And its cheap and easy to make. You can go wild with the spice experimentation - if you love chili, hell, throw a lot in!

And one last note: If you like sublimely divine sausages...Make the dough as above, but put in more spices. Then heat up your oven, roll the seitan into longish sausagish rolls, and roll some tin foil (I know you all got plenty of that!) around it, tightly! At least 2 layers, then wrap the ends tight too. The oven should be at 190 Celsius or so, and bake these tinfoilwrapped vegan sausages there for 40 mins or so. With little experimentation you can make a perfect salami replacement for pizzas etc!

Bon appetit!
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Postby TheDuke » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:42 am

Alice - do you have a recipe for ful (Egyptian beans)? I have electric pan and a slow cooker
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Postby AlicetheKurious » Fri Nov 21, 2008 8:33 am

TheDuke wrote:Alice - do you have a recipe for ful (Egyptian beans)? I have electric pan and a slow cooker


Sorry, man, I buy mine canned. You should be able to find a nice variety of flavors and styles (mashed, peeled, with lemon, with tomato, etc.) at any Middle Eastern grocer's.

But if you want to do it the hard way, here's a recipe I found online:


Ful Medames - Egyptian Fava Beans

Ful medames is a popular breakfast dish in Egypt. It is served usually with a fried egg and pita bread (and feta cheese, and a tomato/cucumber/onion mixed salad, or vegetable pickles -- Alice).

The pita bread is sometimes used as a scoop for the fava beans.

Ful medames dates back to ancient Egypt.

Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 lbs of dried fava beans or broad beans
* 2 cloves crushed garlic
* 1 tablespoon lemon juice
* 1/4 cup olive oil
* 1/2 teaspoon cumin
(he doesn't mention salt & red or black pepper, but they're essential)

Preparation:
Soak beans overnight in water.

Drain, and cover with fresh water in large saucepan. Bring to a boil and simmer on low for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until beans are tender.

Drain and place in medium bowl. Add remaining ingredients. Beans and remaining ingredients can be mashed together, or the beans can be left whole and gently mixed with remaining ingredients. It is more commonly served mashed together.

Serve hot with a fried egg and pita bread.

Don't have time to make ful yourself? Ful is sold as a canned good in Middle Eastern grocers. Try it now!

Serves 4.


http://mideastfood.about.com/od/maindis ... edames.htm
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Postby beeline » Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:18 am



That was the best article I've read in weeks.
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Postby Telexx » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:07 pm

Me: Take your meta-model questions, and shove them up your arse.

Pedant #1: How, specfically, should I do that.

Me: FFS! Aiiieee. I don't care. Kthx.
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Postby 2012 Countdown » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:09 pm

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We hold this truth to be self-evident: farting makes kids laugh. Walter, an apologetic-looking dog adopted from the pound, passes gas morning, noon, and night, no matter what he eats, whether it's a 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits, cat food, or fried chicken. On the bright side, "If Uncle Irv let one slip, he just went and stood near Walter." When Father reaches the limit of his patience with Walter's flatulence, he decides the pooch is once again pound-bound, despite Betty and Billy's pleading. Poor Walter knows his days are numbered and "He resolved to hold in his farts forever." That very night, two burglars break into Walter's family's house, and (you can see where this is going) Walter gasses the burglars with a "hideous cloud" that forces them to drop their loot and run into the clutches of the police officers, "choking and gasping for air." The next morning Father and Mother discover Walter has saved the day--or at least their silverware and VCR. "And so the family learned to live with Walter, the hero dog. And that is the end of our tail." (Or is it? Fans will be pleased to discover the next book Walter the Farting Dog: Trouble at the Yard Sale.) Audrey Colman's highly stylized illustrations, imbued with a surreal, Monty Pythonesque collage look, are as absurdly comical as this silly story that is purely powered by natural gas. (Ages 5 to 8 ) --Karin Snelson
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Here's a companion to Taro Gomi's Everyone Poops, albeit with less educational value. Walter, a fat gray dog with an apologetic look on his face, comes home from the pound with two children. He has incurable gas, and his family decides to take him back. The night before he is to go, Walter sadly devours "the 25-pound bag of low-fart dog biscuits the vet had prescribed for him, which had made him fart more.... A gigantic gas bubble began to build inside him." Wouldn't you know, two burglars break in, and Walter's liability becomes his asset. Predictable stuff, but Kotzwinkle (Trouble in Bugland) and education writer Murray know their audience. Their simple strategy just keep saying "fart" should have children rolling in the aisles during read-aloud. Newcomer Colman likewise fixates on one visual gag, Walter with steam blasting out his backside. Unlike Babette Cole, whose Dr. Dog takes a mock-scientific approach to digestion, Colman specializes in reaction shots; in her surreal collages of photos and patterns, people hold their noses and a cat glances at the culprit. Yes, this lowbrow endeavor could be a crowd-pleaser but, like its topic, its disruptive effects will tend to linger. Ages 4-8.

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In the following decade Pujol tried to 'refine' and make his acts 'gentler'; one of his favourite numbers became a rhyme about a farm which he himself composed, and which he punctuated with the usual anal renditions of the animals' sounds. The climax of his act however involved him farting his impression of the 1906 San Francisco earthquake.[/url]
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