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Postby IanEye » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:32 pm

sunny wrote:I want porn for women, dammit!


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Postby Penguin » Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:02 am

sunny wrote:^^Errr, how about something that takes place in an English Country House? :mrgreen: I want porn for women, dammit!


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Here you go, dear!

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(I couldnt find the movie that had real amateur actors, only women thou so no bonus if ya like hicks, and some real passion, complete with foreplay and cuddling afterwards, AND the english country house. Not thin models either, but, english country women :) Ill give ya the name if I ever recall it)
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Postby JackRiddler » Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:25 pm

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Ha - HA!

I WIN!!!

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Postby sunny » Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:50 pm

JackRiddler wrote:.

Ha - HA!

I WIN!!!

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Sez you!

:benderdance:

Now, back to porn. What I am after is something like Robert Altman's Gosford Park with explicit sex. GP has it all: gorgeous costumes, beautiful people who are wonderful actors, great dialogue, sumptuous setting, and a murder mystery! What could be more delish than that?
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Postby Fat Lady Singing » Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:22 pm

sunny wrote:
Now, back to porn. What I am after is something like Robert Altman's Gosford Park with explicit sex. GP has it all: gorgeous costumes, beautiful people who are wonderful actors, great dialogue, sumptuous setting, and a murder mystery! What could be more delish than that?



Hm, while Layout is definitely Altmanesque, it's not a bit of Gosford Park (I film I also very much enjoyed). In the vein of Nashville, it's a bit of a sprawler (nyuk nyuk) -- by which I mean it sprawls Porn Valley and its denizens, both likable and not, bad and good, pervy and not, in a very casual way, showing little slices of the lives of people involved in the adult entertainment industry. Three main characters are employed at what is a stand-in for AVN, while several others are the porn stars covered by the magazine. Judging from your description of what you'd like to see in porn, I don't think you'd like Layout. There's some romance in it, and indeed, the centerpiece scene is one of the most tender and sweet I've seen in porn, but in the end it's a deeply cynical movie.

Trying to find something that's worth watching is bewildering, as I learned myself. I've had luck with finding performers that I particularly liked, then trying to find movies they star in, or figuring out which directors cater to my tastes (which are not dissimilar to yours, Sunny) and seeking out their films.

One director that's credited with being a director of "women's porn" is Candida Royale, a very unfortunate name -- like who wants to be reminded of a yeast infection? I don't remember if there's any kind of historical romance-y sort of film in her cv, though...

In the complete opposite direction is one of my favorite directors, Tristin Taomarino, who used to write for The Village Voice and other publications but has turned her hand to making movies. She has a series of educational movies with scenes illustrating the material covered (they are actually educational, too, not just soft core masquerading as educational), but the best thing she's done is her Chemistry series. It's sort of a "Real World" for porn stars... she selects several pros and puts them together for a wild weekend, which isn't that unusual. The unusual thing is that the stars get to choose with whom and when and how they want to have sex. They're also given cameras to shoot what they'd like, with their footage intercut with the 'regular' video. Then there are interview "confessional" scenes a la reality shows, group interviews... they come off as human beings, not just objects of desire. They at least look like they're having so much fun, and that they're doing it because the really, actually want to be doing it. (Of course it may all be BS).

Oh, listen to me go on... sorry! again! if the rest of you guys don't want to get dragged down this road, and sunny, you'd be interested in more recommendations, let me know and I'll PM you.

Wait, wait, a something just occurred to me: Marie and Jack: A Hardcore Love Story. It's about a real-life couple (or, at least they were married at the time), both of whom were (are now? not sure) porn actors. There's a long interview segment where they're really cute and romantic, then they make love, for themselves (and incidentally for the camera/audience).
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Postby IanEye » Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:36 pm

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Postby Penguin » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:47 pm

IanEye: Wow what a nice picture! Im gonna save it... You got more of those?
(btw IanEye, I did give u the link to them mixes, yes?)
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Postby IanEye » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:54 pm

Penguin wrote:IanEye: Wow what a nice picture! Im gonna save it... You got more of those?
(btw IanEye, I did give u the link to them mixes, yes?)


that is a still from the '2012' trailer...
http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/2012/

Yes! I listened to the electro mix on the way to work - fun to drive to!

and please say hello to Aleksi for me the next time you see him...
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Postby Penguin » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:08 pm

Will do! Havent seen him in a while thou, must be a year or so since we last met...
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Postby kissing blarney » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:12 pm

First I come to RI and discover my nearly unbound ignorance and lack of imagination about the subjects discussed here. Then I stumble across this test...

http://hellarity.us/worth/index.php

...and discover I'm hardly worth a fuck at all. Now tell me, who among us most needs a WIN more than yours truly.

Well, I'm not timer and chainsaw desperate...yet.
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Postby Penguin » Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:17 pm

kssing blarney:

"Congratulations, you're worth MORE in bed than the average ($235.13303847075) person taking this quiz!"

Yes, I answered thruthfully. :)

You can all queue up by that red line.
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Postby marmot » Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:09 pm

Penguin wrote:IanEye: Wow what a nice picture! Im gonna save it...

Yeah, Ian, I saved it too. However, I'm gonna see your pic and raise you something more real:

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Re: 2012

Postby Fat Lady Singing » Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:35 am

IanEye wrote:picture of two mountain peaks


Why yes, IanEye, I will sign your copy of the 2009 Women of Rigorous Intuition Calendar! :fem2:
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Calendar Girl

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Postby Searcher08 » Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:09 am

Ye kin tak ma Scottish Loveknot, but yal nevah tak ma Freedom!!!" 8)
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