The I'm Hungover Thread

[nathan28]

I need more coffee.

[jingofever]

A friend told me that hangovers are caused by dehydration so you should always drink plenty of water if you're doing some heavy drinking. Ever since then I have never had a hangover. Coffee will probably not help unless it is decaf.

[Perelandra]

The Hangover Thread

[Seamus OBlimey]

Happy Hugh Nyear

Am I just trolling now?

[nathan28]

My hard drinking days were many years ago, but when I lived my nights in bars and still had to function the next day, I had a sure fire method for getting going. Vigorous sex with a beautiful woman followed close on by a hot shower and a fat rail of crystal methamphetamine, and topped off with the donning of my favorite nicest clothes. It's hard to feel too bad when you look so good.

I know, I know... you're gonna say you can't or don't really wanna do some of those things, and I understand. I feel the same way, which is why I don't drink too much any mores. But I can pretty much guarantee that the regimen I have outlined above will make a dead man run, at least for about eight hours. After that, you may be on your own, but at least you're still well dressed.

This works with MDMA, or at least it used to. You'll have to check with the kids to see if it still does.

[AhabsOtherLeg]

The best cure for a hangover, or series of them, is the eating of orange or other fruit flavoured iced lollys (with additional loads of tap water in bottles, and a raw carrot now and then).

This applies especially to habitual smokers, or those who smoke more when they drink.

The iced lollys are perfect soothers for when you have a mouth like a badger's arse. They also taste nice. If you can get the multivitamin-laced iced lolly's from Lidl, so much the better.

The problem is, some bastard seems to go around all the time now filling perfectly good iced lollys with unnecessary ice cream, and then coating the whole lot in chocolate. What is that?

They may be orange flavoured, or raspberry - but you can bet some bugger has filled the core with cream, and stuck chocolate or coconut flakes all over it.

I believe this all started to happen under Clinton.