By popular demand: paranoid scenario...

[banned]

...gets its own topic.<br><br>Popular? Hey, I liked it so well I posted it!<br><br>Demand? I can demand just as good as anyway.<br><br>Anyway--was hoping to get some comments on this ("8 o'clock time for your Haldol" has been taken already.)<br><br>===<br> Here's a paranoid scenario... Cheney's health sucks, his ticker's tetchy, plus a lot of people just don't warm to him, I don't know why, he comes across as someone who has grilled puppy mcmuffins for breakfast.<br><br>If something should happen, heaven forfend, to DuhBya, and Cheney was on stage in the hot seat, it might, heaven hear my...I mean forfend, be too much for that tetchy ticker.<br><br>But if he resigned to defuse the Plamegate stink, and Condomsleeza was appointed Veep, then Monkeyboy, who is at this point a suppurating sore on the bucket of the GOP, is expendable.<br><br>Fake terra attack...oh darn, they got the Preznit...or too much Jim Beam and he gets hauled off to rehab for talking to the paintings in the White House (I'm getting deja vu here)...all hail Preznit Rice...with Big Dick behind the scenes and they still get to appoint another Veep.<br><br>Boooshy's poll numbers bite the bag, to wit:<br><br>www.surveyusa.com/50State...proval.htm<br><br>The only states he's over 50% are: Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Alaska, Nebraska and Oklahoma.<br><br>Utah--lotta Mormon inbreeding.<br>Idaho--known for potatoes. Nuff said.<br>Wyoming--Where Men Are Men And Sheep Are Nervous<br>Nebraska--a state they should use for storage.<br>Oklahoma!--where the suicide bombers come sweeping down the plain...<br><br>Not surprisingly, he also does well in states with standards of living and education on a par with Zuwackaland and Snrzyzyklstan.<br><br>He's doing worst in MA, only 28% approval rating, probably because since the election Kerry's gone door to door and made kissy face with every man woman and child, promising them their very own Purple Heart if they tell the nice pollster that Bush Sucks.<br><br>California, my current home state, gives him 32% approval. My birth state, Ohiya, not much better at 37%.<br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[lilorphant]

Conda-lies-a-lot, and Jeb for 08. <br><br>Plus Harry and William marry Ginna and Tonic, and one of the girls runs for pres with a Royal husband. I am betting the nazi uniform wearing one with the party girl.<br><br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/welshman01/willnbabs.jpg">img.photobucket.com/album...lnbabs.jpg</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v303/welshman01/harrynjenna.jpg">img.photobucket.com/album...njenna.jpg</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[AnnaLivia]

what's so paranoid? i said the same thing to the kids' dad a half hour ago. read in here that US news and world report had rumors dickhead would resign, instantly thought, yeah, they'd love to give condi a head start on 2008, and how perfect that they own both her and hillary. the corporados and private banks can't lose!<br><br>go paddy, pull that right thread so the whole sock unravels, and do it quick!<br><br>hey, banned, can we cuss in this thread if it drifts thatta way? <p></p><i></i>

[banned]

...not like that's hard.<br><br>But he looks like a pig, he really doesn't photograph well. Nobody in Florida cares, they're all old people with bad eyesight. <br><br>Anyway, the name "Bush" may soon not be a big vote-puller outside of Crawford and Kennebunkport.<br><br>Condi and...and....I'm trying to visualize them waving at the Convention. Condi and...<br><br>Nope. Reply hazy, try again later.<br><br>Lordy, imagine a Condi vs. Hillary election. I'd repeal woman's sufferage to avoid that, and I'm a woman. <p></p><i></i>

[dbeach]

sorry tricks are for kids<br><br>even candifloss ricecakes of mushroom fame is gettin a nice free holiday in da BIG HOUSE.<br><br>The DA gots the goods on da whole gang..<br><br>It was all fantasy on 8/2/05..SO sorry to be a broken beach record but bush/cheny indicted was the wildest story thus far <p></p><i></i>

[FourthBase]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>He's doing worst in MA, only 28% approval rating, probably because since the election Kerry's gone door to door and made kissy face with every man woman and child, promising them their very own Purple Heart if they tell the nice pollster that Bush Sucks.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>Proud to be a Mass-hole!<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[lilorphant]

And he was on 700 club earlier tonight talking about Katrina victims. <p></p><i></i>

[dbeach]

<br>justa reminder to all ya<br><br><br>the links are all gone but the story has NEW LIFE!!<br><br>TOMFLOCCO.COM <br><br>"BUSH AND CHENEY INDICTED! <br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://tomflocco.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=">tomflocco.com/modules.php...rums&file=</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br>viewtopic&p=3143&sid=858006e33ca7ff30486f1256862a07e0#3143<br><br>A Chicago grand jury has indicted the President and Vice-President of the United States along with multiple high officials in the Bush administration <br><br>Chicago -- August 2, 2005 -- TomFlocco.com -- U.S. federal prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald's Chicago grand jury has issued perjury and obstruction of justice indictments to the following members of the Bush Administration: President George W. Bush, Vice-President Richard Cheney, Bush Chief of Staff Andrew Card, Cheney Chief of Staff I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, former Attorney General John Ashcroft, imprisoned New York Times reporter Judith Miller and former Senior Cheney advisor Mary Matalin. READ MORE "<br><br>Also am former Massachusetts resident most of my life in Swingfield<br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[slimmouse]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Oklahoma!--where the suicide bombers come sweeping down the plain...<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br> Too funny <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br> No offence to Oklahomans, and I sincerely hope that Osama Bush-Cheney doesnt come sweeping down your plains <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[banned]

...admit I stole the Oklahoma! line, but I honestly can't remember from whom so I can't credit them anyway.<br><br>AnnaL, why am I the cuss monitor?<br><br>I'm still moping that I didn't even show let alone win or place on the flamer list in the Fire Pit. Did I cuss too much, or not enough?<br><br> <p></p><i></i>