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Postby Maddy » Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:47 pm

I need a drink.

I just spent the morning shopping with my neighbor who is an ultra-conservative-xtian-Tea Partier. If I have to hear one more time someone who hasn't studied Theology for the past 20 years tell me from her ignorant cultish POV about what other "cults" are doing, and calling everything that isn't her particular form of xtianity a cult, and then tell me how she went to "bible college" in her church and learned how Mormons and Jahovah Witnesses do blood sacrifices ... I am going to scream.

I need a stiff drink.

/rant

I'm going to hide in the corner now.
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Postby Project Willow » Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:00 pm

Mac, what do you mean? I won't allow any bouncing of ye. There's a lovely juice and soda bar near the back and your choice of music was a nice respite from the usual techno-grunge.

Maddy, that person sounds worse than annoying, she sounds unsafe, do take care of yourself.

I'll have a virtual.. hmmm, what do I want? Dave, surprise me with something ice cold, bubbly and sllghtly fruity. I haven't had any al-key-haul in a number of days now, there's something wrong with me. I feel a sense of peace as if I've finally moved into an extreme state of misanthropy I had been approaching for several years.
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby barracuda » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:44 am

I think I'll have the same, barman - gimme a sense of peace as if I've finally moved into an extreme state of misanthropy I had been approaching for several years. With a twist.
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Maddy » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:24 am

“Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the world; since it is experience of life, and not philosophy, which produces real hatred of mankind”

Giacomo Leopardi
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Peregrine » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:48 pm

Project Willow wrote: (I guess... anyone need a website?)

:cheers:


Me! I signed up & bought a domain name & webhosting with hostgator. They suck, I've no idea how to build my site with them, it seems bloody complicated & I'm still stuck.

And your fruity bubbly drink is so on me...

Maddy wrote:...and calling everything that isn't her particular form of xtianity a cult, and then tell me how she went to "bible college" in her church and learned how Mormons and Jahovah Witnesses do blood sacrifices ... I am going to scream.


Ah, the good old days when I was a JW. I miss those blood sacrifices. Good times.

I need a stiff drink.


Barkeep, Bloody Mary for my friend Maddy! :jumping:
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Project Willow » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:03 pm

Peregrine wrote:Me! I signed up & bought a domain name & webhosting with hostgator. They suck, I've no idea how to build my site with them, it seems bloody complicated & I'm still stuck.

And your fruity bubbly drink is so on me...


Cheers to you and I'd be glad to get you going on a site.
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Postby AhabsOtherLeg » Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:45 pm

MacCruiskeen wrote:Unfortunately I'm not drinking at the moment, so I'll just have to leave you with some primitive and barbaric ranting & whooping & growling & drumming. Aaargh! :trippin: .


That's disgusting, Mac. An absolutely shocking example of typical Jacobite pro-war revolutionary propaganda! What wur ye thinkin'?! :lol: :thumbsup001:

As the man says: "PR was even ripe in those days."

Great song, though:



Anyways, here's my favourites from the same era, while they remain somewhat topical.
This one's a nice old recruiting song - playing on fears of economic hardship and boredom among young men, as tradition demands, in order to ensure that the Thin Red Line is always thicker than it needs to be.



Here is a wee bit of subversively anti-military and anti-enlistment songsmithery from a later era, talking of a perennial problem (and aim) of military recruitment. While you're signing up to go off fighting elsewhere, they can (and will) subdue and annex your homelands in your absence.

: skip to 2.18 off the last song if need be, but the whole song is the point.



(You already know all this, Mac. Just sayin'.)

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And having said that, my Dad loved the Corries, and therefore I do too. Carl Jung said that sentimentality was "a superstructure covering brutality," - but he didn't know that my Dad liked Shoals O' Herrin', which is a narrative ballad about real life, which largely consists of brutality being a superstructure covering sentiment. And stuff.

Anyways, it's a good song, in my view.



Christ. I'm the pub bore.
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Maddy » Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:31 am

*Taps Alaya on the shoulder and whispers*

I can't PM you if you have PMs turned off! :oops:
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby norton ash » Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:12 pm

Thanks for the Corries, Ahab, you sentimental Celt.

I'm just glad someone finally chased Nick Cave out of here for singing that "Coward Robert Ford" song ad nauseum.
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Alaya » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:26 am

Maddy wrote:*Taps Alaya on the shoulder and whispers*

I can't PM you if you have PMs turned off! :oops:



Ahem :oops: that happened during my last flounce. :rofl:

Will correct that.

Muchas gracias.
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Alaya » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:33 am

Maddy wrote:I need a drink.

I just spent the morning shopping with my neighbor who is an ultra-conservative-xtian-Tea Partier. If I have to hear one more time someone who hasn't studied Theology for the past 20 years tell me from her ignorant cultish POV about what other "cults" are doing, and calling everything that isn't her particular form of xtianity a cult, and then tell me how she went to "bible college" in her church and learned how Mormons and Jahovah Witnesses do blood sacrifices ... I am going to scream.

I need a stiff drink.

/rant

I'm going to hide in the corner now.



Can you ask for a moratorium on that topic for a while?

I sent a friend that video that 23 posted today about us being slaves. She told me she thought I was a Tea Bagger waiting for the Rapture :shock: I told her oops I thought she took the red pill instead of the blue one. :mrgreen:
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Nordic » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:37 pm

Maddy wrote:“Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the world; since it is experience of life, and not philosophy, which produces real hatred of mankind”

Giacomo Leopardi



That's a great quote. One big reason I don't like crowds. :) Most of them anyway ....
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby AhabsOtherLeg » Mon May 03, 2010 11:48 pm

norton ash wrote:Thanks for the Corries, Ahab, you sentimental Celt.


Haha. You spelled C**t wrong! :lol:

norton ash wrote:I'm just glad someone finally chased Nick Cave out of here for singing that "Coward Robert Ford" song ad nauseum.


Ah, no, that wouldn't've been me. I haven't known what Nick Cave was up to since that last article that Mac posted. Soundtracks now, is it? And cameos? He used to think (and even say) that he was the living spirit of Elvis' twin brother Jesse, who died in utero. One expects better of such a living spirit.

"I am Ozymandias, King of Kings,
Look on my bit-part role in a revisionist western, ye mighty, and despair!"

I actually have quite a high tolerance for Nick Cave, though. In fact, I still quite like him. I recently learned that he didn't just star in, but co-wrote, Ghosts of the Civil Dead - so he's fine by me. Certainly wouldn't chase him out of a bar. He might bite me.

For historical purposes (and not just because it sounds like the start of a terrible joke) picture this:

Nick Cave, Shane Macgowan, and Mark E. Smith walk into a bar... and it all goes dowhill from there... Mark E. Smith bascially trolls the other two in ridiculous fashion, as is his way, until the whole thing dissolves in alcohol. Probably not of general interest, but thought you might like it. It's long, so this is just an excerpt.

http://www.shanemacgowan.com/articles/nme89.shtml

MES "I've had discussions like this all the time in pubs. I end up beaten half to death on the floor. I try to be civil and people assume I'm attacking them."
SM "You attack people all the time. In the press."
MES "I used to. It became too routine so I gave it up. Nietzsche said 'Embrace your enemies'. You two aren't my enemies so I won't embrace you.
SM "Read a lot of Nietzsche, have you?"
MES "All his stuff. I can't quote him. I'm not into him anymore, gave up three years ago. He taught me a lot, though. We're not all born public school boys like you."
SM "I'm not a born public school boy."
MES "Do you like Brendan Behan, he's good."
SM "Yeah, he's not a fascist maniac posing as a philosopher."
MES "If we're gonna talk philosophy, that's a load of crap ! The Nazis adopted his creed and distorted it, they misquoted him all the time."
SM "'The Will to Power'? Try re-interpreting that statement. You can't. It says what it says."
MES "He wasn't a Nazi-you're only saying that because some polytechnic fucking lecturer told you he was."
SM "I'm saying it 'cos I read two of his books where he dismissed the weak, the ugly, the radically impure, Christianity, Socrates, Plato. He was anti anyone who hadn't a strong body, perfect features..."
MES "That's the coffee table analysis. He was the most anti-German pro-Semitic person..."
SM "His books were full of hate."
MES "You've just said you're full of hate when you go onstage."
SM "I don't go around saying Socrates was a cunt, Jesus Christ was an idiot, do I ?"
MES "Jesus Christ was the biggest blight on the human race, he was. And all of them Socialists and Communists- second rate Christianity. It's alright for you Catholics. I was brought up with Irish Catholics. Some of my best friends are Irish Catholics."
SM "listen to him."
MES "Hitler was a Catholic vegetarian, non-smoker, non-drinker. The way you're talking about Nietzsche is that anyone who's a non-smoker, non-drinker is a Nazi. That's the level of your debate, pal. You don't know fuck all about Nietzsche, pal."
SM "You're anti-socialist, too, aren't you ?"
MES "Yeah. I'm an extreme anti-socialist. You don't live on a housing estate where there's been socialism for thirty years and they keep saying it's gonna get better all the time and it never does. Thirty fucking years of it getting worse and worse. You obviously haven't experienced that, living in London." [ :lol: ]
SM "What's the alternative ?"
MES "I don't have to worry about that. I'm an adult. I'm working class, me. I come from a generation that fucking created this nation pal. You lot, you just sit around and talk about socialism, you're the bloody problem. Eighty percent of this country are white trash, working class. How come they don't vote Labour? 'Cos the Labour Party are a fucking disgrace, that's why. Engels- he was a factory owner in Manchester exploiting 13 year old girls. Learn your history, pal, learn your history. I suppose you blame all Ireland's problems on the British. All the problems of the world are down to Britain. That's what you think, why don't you say it? You can't tell me anything about oppression 'cos, I'll tell you something pal, if you'd been part of Germany, you'd have been liquidated. If you were part of Russia, you wouldn't even exist. Don't tell me about oppression, my parents and grand-parents were exploited to the hilt. Sent to wars, they had gangrene in their teeth. My grandfather was at Dunkirk and all you can see is Margaret Thatcher on my face when, actually, She's on Nick's face. Isn't she Nick ? Come on Nick, help me out. Basically, I like to discuss things right down the line and I don't agree with anybody..."


Nick Cave spoke the finest words of his life during this debate. "Can somebody put a muzzle on this guy?"

It's pretty funny in parts.
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Allegro » Fri May 07, 2010 4:01 am

Okay, so I had one too many when I came in here.

    Now this!
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Coffee, please?
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Re: Welcome to... The Saloon

Postby Peregrine » Fri May 07, 2010 11:04 am

Allegro wrote:Coffee, please?


How 'bout a coffee with a nice big shot of Baileys? :D

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