What if you are a horse in human form?

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What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby jingofever » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:29 pm

Tonight, Coast to Coast AM asks that question.

Jason is a person who believes that he is really a horse living in a human body. He will share how he came to terms with his condition and what others who are similarly afflicted can do to make peace with their human body.

He, (Jason the Horse), has self published a book, available at lulu.com.

This book discusses openly what many have known but very few have ever revealed, even to family members and close friends. Today there are many horses in human form in the world, and they are here to help their race—and humanity. What if You are a Horse in Human Form? was written to comfort, inform, and encourage these equines, most of whom have never met another in their situation and fear that they are all alone. Here they will find information that will facilitate their own journeys of self-discovery to learn why they are here and what the equine race wants them to accomplish. This work will also be of help to the human relatives and friends of these horses-in-human-guise.
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby Cosmic Cowbell » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:05 pm

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I knew there was something strange about that guy. Starting to make more sense now...
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby 82_28 » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:40 pm

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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby Nordic » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:10 pm

Elway's not a horse, but a horse's ass.

I'm a dog in a human form.
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby beeline » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:04 pm

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Would I be aware of it if I won the race?
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby Project Willow » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:47 am

It smells like balls in here.
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby AhabsOtherLeg » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:36 am

Project Willow wrote:It smells like balls in here.


Was that meant for the Unattributed Movie Quotes thread? :lol:

The guy in the OP is just a Furry, isn't he? Or a Horse-Kin, as they would put it? They're totally mad for Centaur sex, and a lot of them think they're animals in human form. It's kind of like Animism is making a comeback, but it's got a lot more pervy in it's absence.

Actually, judging by the picture of him on the cover of his book, I'd say this guy really is a horse.

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I mean, that's a horse right there, eh?

Jason also admitted that he is attracted to mares (but does not act on those impulses), greatly misses his previous equine state, and looks forward longingly to the day when he can once again run on four hooves.


Nope. He's a Furry.

It would be kind of great to be a horse, though.

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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby Project Willow » Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:54 pm

Ahab wrote:Was that meant for the Unattributed Movie Quotes thread? :lol:


Naw, I thought this was just another thread for nerds to talk about their junk.

Horses don't write.

Anyway, could we be a horse from a different epoch as well? What if I'm an Eohippus colt? I want to gallop on hoofed toes!

In my experience, a good percentage of adolescent girls are horses too. I collected horse figurines, read all of Walter Farley's books, constantly drew horse pictures, and studied equine evolution. The patron spirit of my art studio is a horse/human hybrid whose portrait has hung by the door since I first opened it to the public 6 years ago. I've had more offers on that drawing than any other, but he is NFS. Perhaps I should send a pic to the OP guy, except, do you think he would 'get off' to a picture of my patron spirit?

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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby Elvis » Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:54 pm

I heard the interview with the guy...it's a trip!
I've heard of "furries" but I think this guy just plainly believes he's a horse, in a human body. He's so sincere, I like him.
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby justdrew » Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:09 am

this needs to be a musical

Can there be Space Horses!?

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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby norton ash » Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:50 am

Why the long face?
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby Project Willow » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:04 am

norton ash wrote:Why the long face?


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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby AhabsOtherLeg » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:14 am

Project Willow wrote:
Ahab wrote:Was that meant for the Unattributed Movie Quotes thread? :lol:


Naw, I thought this was just another thread for nerds to talk about their junk.


That's more or less every thread these days, innit? Might as well get it out of the way - I wonder if he's hung like a... etc. etc.

Project Willow wrote:Anyway, could we be a horse from a different epoch as well? What if I'm an Eohippus colt? I want to gallop on hoofed toes!


Hadn't heard of those before. They're some quality horses! Look a bit like Sepka, actually, but more horse-like... funnily enough.

Project Willow wrote:The patron spirit of my art studio is a horse/human hybrid whose portrait has hung by the door since I first opened it to the public 6 years ago. I've had more offers on that drawing than any other, but he is NFS. Perhaps I should send a pic to the OP guy, except, do you think he would 'get off' to a picture of my patron spirit?


I haven't listened to the interview yet, but if he's sincere in his belief and has some kind of spiritual connection with horses, he would probably show your work due respect. Especially since it's art. There is plenty of material out there for people who are interested in horses in a special way, which definitely isn't art, and is in fact barely credible as being real at all. The tragic story of Mr. Hands comes to mind - one of the few men who wanted a horse to ride him,and died for his desires. Wasn't there a story that Catherine The Great went the same way?

It kind of sounds like I know too much about this stuff. The internet and Krafft-Ebbing are to blame.
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby justdrew » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:49 am

that stuff about CtG is all a pack of lies.
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Re: What if you are a horse in human form?

Postby AhabsOtherLeg » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:06 pm

I thought so. The tabloids must've been terrible in Imperial Russia.
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