White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters

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NEW ORLEANS—Throughout the Gulf Coast, Caucasian suburbanites attempting to gather food and drink in the shattered wreckage of shopping districts have reported seeing African ­Americans "looting snacks and beer from damaged businesses." "I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I'd managed to find," said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. "Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers." Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40305">www.theonion.com/content/node/40305</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> <p></p><i></i>

[human]

i know you post tons of articles, and if somebody didnt know, and read this, they may take it seriously.<br><br><br>the onion is satire.<br><br><br><br><br><br>one<br>human? <p></p><i></i>

[human]

but, also flexes some keen insight through humour, which i personaly like....... <p></p><i></i>

[somebody]

Keep posting, dude. I feel better when you're on watch. <p></p><i></i>