by Nonny » Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:47 pm
How to Cook An Alien <br><br>Aliens come here without an invitation <br>They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims. <br>There is a lot of them and they seem to be increasing in numbers <br>They are Kosher<br>Some say they ate Elvis <br>They taste good if marinated with red wine and garlic<br>They fool around with the Space Shuttle, when the astronauts aren't looking <br>Their meat is safer than British Beef<br><br>Greys are, naturally grey in colour, though they are as tall as blues. It is thought that they come from a colder planet than the blues. Their meat is generally tougher than blues, and also higher in cholesterol. Good for mincing for hamburger meat, although a wine based marinade will allow you to prepare a good stew or casserole. As their meat is tougher than Blues, more cooking time is needed. A famous recipe, first tried after Roswell, in 1947, was a Sage and Onion stuffing, which is said to have brought out some delicate flavours in the meat. <br><br>More at link -- how to catch, skin & cook<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.koolpages.com/hokuspokus/cookalien.html" target="top">www.koolpages.com/hokuspokus/cookalien.html</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <p></p><i></i>