Unattributed-movie-quotes-that-speak-for-me only thread

[JackRiddler]

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.

Next time we'll have a foolproof coffin.

[JackRiddler]

"They send boys to burn people but they won't let them write fuck on their plane."

[Laodicean]

Frank, let me sum this up for you. You don't know who you are, you don't know what you want, and you don't know what the hell is going on.

[Elihu]

Well any human being will cast about
in a moment of stress. No, the fact
is, they're flooding this valley so
they can hydro-electric up the whole
durned state...
Yessir, the South is gonna change.
Everything's gonna be put on
electricity and run on a payin' basis.
Out with the old spiritual mumbo-
jumbo, the superstitions and the
backward ways. We're gonna see a
brave new world where they run
everyone a wire and hook us all up
to a grid. Yessir, a veritable age
of reason - like the one they had in
France - and not a moment too soon...

[Elihu]

Anyway, we have it on disk, so look at it.
Any questions?
What is it, Private?
Yeah. How do I get outta this chickensh!t outfit?

[MacCruiskeen]

Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone.

[minime]

you do... you will...

[LolaB]

"I've never done anything because it was easy."

[chump]

"God closes our eyes, and opens them..."

[Nordic]

Just watched "Idiocracy" again for the first time in over ten years.

Rita: You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?
Bowers: Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
Rita: Now you know why he built that bomb.


Laughed so hard.

[Elihu]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED !!!!!!!!????

[Elihu]

For a second I thought I was dead,
but when I heard all the noise, I
knew they were cops. Only cops
talk that way. If they had been
wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard
a thing.