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History of viola jokes.

What’s the difference between a trampoline and a viola?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.

How can you tell if a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.

Why are viola jokes so short?
So violinists can understand them.

Viola Expressions: “Oh My Viola!”

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