Aluminum Foil Helmets

[zangtang]

fukn amateurs!

[elfismiles]

Name names - I'm friends with the original publishers and acquaintances with the new crowd.

Jesus wept.
you know Paranoia's cointelpro, right?

and don't get bumsteered by that popular mechanics shit.
- 2 sheets, fold over each, interleave - llke sticking an N inside a W., shiny side OUT.
hide INSIDE the hat of choice, & don't tell anybody, spouse included.

all clear now?

[zangtang]

i was shooting from the lip, you got me bang to rights. On reflection, both rude & not thought through.

- forgot the rules.

[backtoiam]

My own is bad ass. It is like no other. It can pick up and deflect the cosmic signal like no other. If I could take it off my life would be complete. I just cant stop picking up the signals...

[zangtang]

Jimi Hendrix !

[conniption]

lol...terryintacoma is me, and I just loved my paranoia magazine back in the day.

Anyway, here is the article on Aluminium Foil Helmets:

LINK

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study
Ali Rahimi1, Ben Recht 2, Jason Taylor 2, Noah Vawter 2
17 Feb 2005

1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT.
2: Media Laboratory, MIT.



continue...

[elfismiles]

Thanks - that's the original I remember seeing way back.

lol...terryintacoma is me, and I just loved my paranoia magazine back in the day.

Anyway, here is the article on Aluminium Foil Helmets:

LINK

[zangtang]

'It requires no stretch of the imagination to conclude that the current helmet craze is likely to have been propagated by the Government, possibly with the involvement of the FCC. We hope this report will encourage the paranoid community to develop improved helmet designs to avoid falling prey to these shortcomings. '

- Now THATS controlled opposition!

[backtoiam]

If you put aluminum foil on a tv antenna it increases the reception. It stands to reason that garnishing a head with foil and turning it into a super antenna would be a bad idea. It would seriously suck to have somebody messing with you with voice to skull microwave technology though. I could see where it could become a pain in the ass.

[zangtang]

especially when it doesn't announce itself like 'the voice of Omnichron!' or something

- imagine it just burbling like your very own chatteriing monkey........sounding just like your own voice.....

[backtoiam]

Retail marketers attempted to use that technology in public places but it freaked people out so bad I think they stopped doing it.

[82_28]

So, conniption, you're down in Tacoma?

[elfismiles]

If you put aluminum foil on a tv antenna it increases the reception. It stands to reason that garnishing a head with foil and turning it into a super antenna would be a bad idea. It would seriously suck to have somebody messing with you with voice to skull microwave technology though. I could see where it could become a pain in the ass.

Indeed! But who hasn't seen those windows lined with aluminum foil! That's gotta make the house a giant jiffy-pop!

especially when it doesn't announce itself like 'the voice of Omnichron!' or something

- imagine it just burbling like your very own chatteriing monkey........sounding just like your own voice.....

Yeah, the voices I already hear are bad enuf ...

Retail marketers attempted to use that technology in public places but it freaked people out so bad I think they stopped doing it.

Yep! Hypersonic sound...

Guided By Voices | ANOMALY Magazine
www.anomalymagazine.com/zine/2008/02/01 ... by-voices/
Feb 1, 2008 - by SMiles Lewis. “Do you ever think about … murder? About committing the ultimate crime?” – Says the Voice in Your Head, Thanks to Court ...

[backtoiam]

I have witnessed that technology and it is not a damn joke. It is freaky beyond imagination. There is not a damn thing you can do about it either. There is also a correlation with helicopter sounds with this and this is why people report helicopters. If you get hit with it, after a while, it will set up a "whup whup whup whup" sound that sounds like a helicopter. Its a very fucked up deal and it is very insidious. They have hand held units now days. It projects a beam at long range too. It uses a hypersonic cone technology with a transducer sort of thing. You can drive a person out of their fucking mind and make them sick as hell with this technology. I can't say too much about this because I don't want to. But its fucking true.

[backtoiam]

Indeed! But who hasn't seen those windows lined with aluminum foil! That's gotta make the house a giant jiffy-pop!

Ground it to the fucking earth and that will drain the signal off. Like a Faraday Cage. But there is still nothing you can do about it unless you build a faraday cage in the house. You can paint the walls with paint that has metal in it and ground the house to the earth too. Its crazy that this is our reality but it is a reality none the less. You don't want to get fucked with. I promise you that. Your life can become instant hell in an instant.